Take on Kash

There probably isn't a crazier member of Trump's new team than Kash Patel. I've hated this dude and recognized how dangerous he was since the first season but now that he's actually got a position to do some real damage and I'm frightened. Can we please for the love of god, get some normal folks in there??

Take on Black Friday

Made the mistake of agreeing to go to the mall today, which was like dining myself up for Chinese water torture. I spent most of the time sitting on a bench outside of Macy*s but still felt like I was soundly defeated. But what got me was that there were lines of 40 to 50 people deep to get into Hollister and Pacific Sunwear. I mean, I realize I'm not one who has any fashion sense but how many lame Poison shirts are these kids wearing.

Take on Trump saying he'll l protect US-made cars through steep tariffs, but there is no such thing as an all-American car

It's shocking how little Trump knows about how trade works. For a guy who claims to have a different level of insight, most of his decisions are mind numbingly stupid. There is no way to protect "American" cars when everybody knows the entire supply chain goes through Mexico. Maybe it's time we don't elect morons.

Take on the Port Authority pisser

When there is another endless line at Port Authority as you wait to get onto an endless Thanksgiving bus ride, you are smart to take a leak. As you exit, the question the machine has is "how are we doing?" and I'm like.

- touching that thing is something that nobody in their right mind would do, you can literally see the piss backsplash on the keyboard thing.
- how the hell would anybody vote for anything other than the red frowning face. It's not really anybody's fault but we are talking about the men's room at Port Authority on the day before Thanksgiving. The fact there isn't a giant snickers bar i the urinal is a pleasant surprise.

Take on tariffs

I don't understand how Trump has gotten away for years blatantly lying about tariffs. There is no one with any sense of how the economy works who has corrected Trump to the point he'll stop spouting these lies. This is Trump though, he repeats until we stop asking and somehow he has hoodwinked the half the country who voted to increase inflation.

Take on new tariffs

Trump really knows how to cause pain to Americans. His latest genius idea is to put tariffs on all items imported from Mexico and Canada which will basically just impose a 25% price increase for Americans. The saddest thing is that those same people don't realize that neither Mexico or Canada will be paying for this, it will just increase our prices.
Thanks Trump

Take on Elon

I'm not one to fat shame but when I saw the last photo of Elon, even I had to comment. What the hell happened to this dude, he looks like a pregnant man but not in a normal pregnant way. He looks he basically ate Vivek and hasn't been able to sh*t him out.

Take on climate change

We know it's likely too late but we still know we have to do something. I'm not sure any of these climate summits really work but I do know that it hasn't rained in months till we had a four day typhoon come through. I can't say I understand any of those stuff but I will say that in my own lifetime the climate has changed a lot and not really for the better.
But the idea that a couple of rich countries get together and say they will
pollute a little less or more accurately will shrink the rate of their pollution growth is a laughable solution

Take on Elon Musk Apparently becoming the No. 1 ‘Diablo 4’ Player In The World

When I read the headline that Elon Musk had somehow become the number one ranked player on something called Diablo 4, I texted a few buddies with this theory I've been working on.

Is it possible that the world's richest man, one who has every bit of technology, artificial intelligence and manufacturing available to himself, has somehow created human cloning. That may explain how he can somehow appear to run seven major companies, some of which are the biggest in the world. Oh and by the way, he also has time to spend hours trolling on X and still figure out a way to spend what appears to be every possible second as Trump's in person lapdog. This is all in anticipation for his new gig where he will be heading up a new government agency.

My theory is that using Neurolink, he's cloned his brain which they have put into multiple robots allowing him to be in fifteen places at once.

But like Multiplicity told us, he's making a copy for a copy which means the fidelity and quality decreases explaining how he continues to get more and more awful

Either that or he's just paying somebody to pretend he's him on this video game.

Take on the Gaetz withdrawal from attorney general consideration

The Matt Gaetz attorney general nomination always felt a bit bizarro world even for Bozo the Trump. The chances of him ever getting confirmed always seemed like a long shot considering the fact that nobody actually likes Matt Gaetz. The dude is creepy, he's weird and that entire story with his pool boy turned adoptive son who somehow disappeared never really got the scrutiny it deserved. He can now be Trump's full time lackey.

Take on modern art

I hate modern art. I have no patience for it, see no enjoyment in it and find the entire genre to be self gratification on steroids

But what is more ludicrous is that somebody would pay for this crap; in this case $6million for a banana taped to a wall. I have spent a lot of time contemplating how dumb an idea this is but maybe it's grisly brilliant because some jackhole is willing to spend money on it.

Take on Just End The Season

Somehow the Jets thought their problem was Joe Douglas. This is after they thought it was Robert Saleh.
I have some news for you, the issue is not some henchman. The issue comes front the top down and it's way above the parade of Douglas or Saleh

If you have a fire in your living roll, you can try to pee on the rug but if the fire is burning down the chairs and the couch and the curtains m, I'm not sure your little drops are making much of a difference
Aaron Rodgers is a cancer who needs to go that is for certain but what really has to happen is that this team will never bee good as long as Woody owns it

Sell The Team you Trump loving hack.

Take on Matt Gaetz

Here is a novel idea. Let's put Matt frigging Gaetz as the head of law enforcement for our country. Nobody is sleazier than Gaetz, nobody has less morals than Matt Gaetz and nobody has a forehead the size of that of Matt Gaetz

I find this dude to be so incredibly repulsive that even if he was qualified, which is not, I wouldn't want him anywhere near the most.

God, these next four years are going to suck.

Take on Ronald and the McDonalds crew

The Trump team flew to UFC for some level of ridiculous testosterone and they all got treated to McDonalds which they displayed proudly. We know this comes across a bit odd with RFK Jr but like everything else Trump touches turns into a quarter pounder. I'm not sure these bromances will last all that long but let's hope they all have their arteries significantly clogged.

Take on the cnbc Thread ·

I'm all for journalism but what passes for it today is just ludicrous. A CNBC thread post teases us with what has to be one of the most insanely uninteresting eadlines ever. It talks about Apple releasing 42 phones in the last 18 years which is mildly interesting but concludes their breaking news with the riveting bit of info saying that Apple is now one of the world's most profitable companies. You don't say, I never heard anything like this what so ever. Who knew that Apple was such a success, you'd think that other outlets would able gotten wind of this at some point.

Take on Netflix's failure to launch

They are paying Tyson and Paul a combined $60M but somehow Netflix isn't close to figuring out how to put something like this on. Between the buffering action, the lame announcers, that one field getting her eye poked out of her skull and Jerry Jones this is some of the worst television we've seen in a long time. I'm sure of one thing and this that both Paul and Tyson are in on the joke and this thing is more scripted than a WWE match

Take on Bronny

The entire Bronny James thing has always bored me but when I saw he got demoted to the G league but will only be playing home games, I was floored.   If you are Lord LeBron, why would you want him to have it that easy??  Why not get the work in and use the opportunity for game time experience?   I mean flying commercial isn't that bad and if he was really so concerned, upgrade him to first.    Let the kid be exposed a bit. 

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Take on the crazies


You've got to be kidding me!! RFK Jr to head health, a fox weekend anchor for secretary of defense and that weird Lee Zeldin guy in charge of the EPA?

But not to be outdone by his own lunacy, he's now wants an accused pedophile for AG and Tulsi Gabbard in charge of intelligence. What's next Thomas the Train for secretary of transportation.

I mean, our nations is going to get what it voted for with this guy, he's getting more nuts by the second and we are going to suffer so hard for it.

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Take on the toilet dilemma

Some study was conducted to proved that after sitting on the can for too long, your legs kind of go dead and standing up and falling into the bowl becomes a real fear. I'm not sure what the best thing is but I will say that I'm sure there would be a lot less of the armchair quarterbacking when it comes to science if we weren't all sitting on the can with our phones out.

So get up, wipe up and be done.

The on Little Marco

Little Marco got himself back into the Trump orbit and is now going to be given the biggest cabinet position. I'm not sure what to think but I guess he's better than any one of 100 other lunatics Trump could have nominated. I'm not sure Marco is that bright but at this point it was probably a choice between Marco and Nick Fuentes