Take on the royal wedding

So apparently there was something going on across the pond yesterday which got everybody all excited.   Some say it is because of the love the world had for Diana others theorize that those limey Brits have been waiting to restore some class to it's pomp and circumstance monarchy but one way or another it brought an estimated 2 billion people to the TV set. 

The chatter in the blogosphere revolves around three things;  the dress, the kiss and the ass.  Now TOR knows a thing or two about being a bride as anybody who attended my nuptials will realize I should have been the one in the white dress and Kate could not have been thrilled to be upstaged by her younger, hotter little sister.   This sister chick went from some hot chick nobody every heard of to the next tabloid sensation and i'm sure she was the most downloaded picture of the day yesterday.  
I have been to weddings where the dresses the bridesmaids were wearing look like try were forced on by threat of decapitation and here the maid of honor shows up wearing not only wearing white like she just stepped out of a Bridal magazine but dolled up as if she was in a competition for hottest bride.
So first she is upstaged, then she has to stand there as this 60 minutes ceremony drones on while her soon to be brother-in-law looks like he's gonna throw herself on a sword out of boredom and then when the big moment comes with everybody watching poor she her prince like she is kissing a toad but I guess that's all you can expect when marrying into such a stuffy clan

take on the top of the head

One of the drawbacks to running is that despite the great form of excercize it also comes with it's fair share of ailments.
Whether it's a twisted ankle, pain in your feet or knees or feet that look and feel like they have been through war, the average runner fights through multiple injuries and pains to hit the road each and everyday.
Out of all the problems chafing has to be one of the most uncomfortable ailments mostly because it's not so debilitating that it will stop your run but more that the after effects scare you of ever wanting to do it again.   I have had my fair shares of chafing issues including bloody nipples which force me to bandaid my aereolas before a 10+ mile run and miserable inner thigh chafing which literally stopped me mid run once as I stopped in an italian restaurant to douse myself with olive-oil but the chafing I experienced this week trumps them all.
See although I carry my sword in a sheaf, not every part of it stays protected.   Like one of those balding men, the crown if fully exposed and this carries the burden of the elements.   As I ran through a comfortable 4 miles I started experiencing some pain, first I thought it was just my boxers bunching up but by the time I got out of my shorts to shower I saw the bloody mess.   Apparently over the 4 mile journey the cheap polyester of my shorts had. rubbed against me in such a way that I had terrible chafing to the point it had started to bleed.   The shower offered no relief as the combination of sweat and warm water stung the sore and not until I put my head on my pillow with a thin sheet propped up like a circus tent did I feel some relief.
So here I am, suffering yet another running injury and trying to figure out how to prevent it in the future.   But unlike my nips or thighs there doesn't seem to be an easy preventative remedy.  I don't want to put a Dora the Explorer band-aid on it as I can only imagine the pain of pulling it off later and I'm not about to lather that part up with chafing cream as that's got UTI written all over it which leads me to the thought of protecting it with cover and I guess there is one obvious trojan choice.  But I'm trying to see the silver lining and maybe it will allow me to make up time in long races by not having to stop for piss stops.
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Take on the birthers

Here we are a full 18 months before the election and Obama decided that this was the time to address the birther movement which somehow had convinced about half the country that he was planted here from outer-space or Yemen whichever you want to believe
With the birther controversy finally behind us, I was wondering how long it would take for another crazy conspiracy theory to sprout up about BHO. If he's not a secret muslim maybe we can go back to him being a radical Bill Ayers follower, a chain-smoking Marxist or better yet a glorified anti-christ but I'd give his detractors one piece of advise..choose carefully and stay on message

Three years ago all the rage was about him being a secret muslim which seemed to conflict with the other headline of the day of devout follower of Reverend Wright. See you can't both be a secret Muslim and also believe in a Christian pastor. We at TOR always theorized that the whole Reverend Wright controversy was one the Hope and Change campaign didn't run from because it 'proved' that Barry wasn't a sleeper-cell Islamist.
Well the birther claims were equally baseless and for three years it just seemed like good enough Glenn Beck fodder which kept the real issues (where Obama has bigger issues) at bay. Only the Right would allow their own message of smaller government be Trumped by a hair-piece wearing guido whose obviously only in on this for the rating boost.

And talking about rating-boost there is no better place to get your therapy than on Oprah's couch which Barry did immediately after releasing his birth certificate which was a well orchestrated event.. There were stories last week that Oprah wouldn't throw her plus size support behind the president in the next election so maybe this was a bit of horse trading.: you support me and I'll give you a boost in your already stellar ratings. So go and sit with Oprah and maybe she can help debunk this lunacy for the thousands of housewives out there. It's non confrontational and if you are lucky maybe you'll be part of the masses who gets a free car or a trip to Indonesia. What better way to spread the gospel for an Islamic Communist.
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taking on Friendster

I read an article in today's paper about Friendster's parent company going to delete archives of old pictures, posts and other objects stored on their servers.   The Malaysian based company was planning on wiping out huge files of history which prompted a bunch of internet archivists to try to preserve the public record.
My first thought was how far has Friendster fallen that it's now owned by some Malaysian company after having been publicly courted by Google a few years ago..  Maybe in Malaysia owning a bit of internet lure has the kind of appeal like my buddy Zed owning a pair of Lita Ford's panties.

The second thought I had was that maybe I should log back into the old Raggarific account to see if there was anything I'd want to save and then it hit me.   This is probably all a big scheme for the owners of Friendster to create some buzz around their site, memory and storage is cheap especially if they already own the servers so there is no reason to think that they'd jeopardize the little chance they have of existence if they did not at some point believe they could make this work again.   They probably have added a couple of lame features and want to show their 115 million registered (but mostly inactive) users.   I'm sure I'd log on and see a couple of chats I had with curveless Asian chicks back in 2002 and glance over a couple of pictures of a very curvy Righetti and there'd be a bit of nostalgia.   Maybe it would allow me to reconnect with somebody -although that's rare since Facebook would have allowed that for that already- or maybe I'd read a funny post that somebody wrote about some episode of SNL from February of 2002 and stick around to check our their new insta-chat which uses energy detection to show a cartoon version of the other person.
Then again I'll probably forget and all those drunken pictures from random asian parties will end up where they belong.

Taking on the old mule

I guess it was bound to happened, if you drive your people too hard at some point they will revolt and obviously machines are no different. For nearly 3 years we have come and sung the praises of the old reliable workhorse but at some point the thoroughbred turned into a mule and sadly now people are ready to call for the glue factory. But we must give credit where it's due, for years she was the ire of everybody's eye but even we must admit that Derek Jeter isn't the same as he was 10 years ago. He still is the guy you want up at bat in the ninth down by a run but he's just not as quick through the zone or to the ball as he once was. Maybe he cheats a bit but playing smarter was always the way he stayed on top.
As the competitors got faster and more powerful slicker and cooler and there was always a need for reliability, whether it was the ability to make the routine play or the clutch call the captain remained the most powerful tool in the toolbox. Then last summer you noticed it was a bit slow and all of a sudden .340 turned into .270. This year had promise but you look day to day and sadly the reliability numbers dwindle..in the last week my Blackberry has crashed 20 times and it might be time to put the old mule out to pasture

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taking on SPAM

This morning I woke up to the unpleasantness of my gmail account having been hacked into.   I checked my email and there were a number of emails originated from my account at 3AM which I didn't actively send.  Obviously this is not a new phenomenon and many have suffered a similar fate but that doesn't make it any less aggravating.    So my entire address book was sent an email with the link of some Russian or Ukrainian site.    I have no problem sending Russian porn to my friends but I want to be the one who actually sent it, viewed it and approved it.  Who the hell knows what this is but I'm sure it's some teen bestiality thing and that is NOT TOR approved.

Well not only was I pissed that porn was sent out on my behalf without my approval but then I spent 3 hours changing passwords, reporting to GMail, apologizing to friends, eliminating about 50 people from Facebook (unrelated by necessary) and trying to figure out how my account was hacked.
Online advise asked me if I have an updated operating system and if I signed up for anything recently.   As I really only use my IPhone or Blackberry to send and receive emails the first part seems OK and the only thing I have signed up for recently is registering as a minister for the United Church of the People so that can't be it either.

So now I'm stuck to either close my gmail account or wait till my friends get banged with another link for larger penis size, pills of Viagra or some Kenyan millionaire looking to park his money.

Take on the death of Facebook

I know TOR has not been the biggest supporter of the Facebook product. For us it's not that we don't 'get' it but more that at some point the avalanche of information is overkill. When Facebook was new and fun, people were happy to reconnect with old friends and classmates but it didn't take long for everybody to realize that there are reasons we didn't stay in touch with 90% of those people.
My sister-in-law quoted me a bunch of statistics which prove social-networking is more popular than ever and I'm sure the numbers bear that out in terms of people connected but when I logged onto Facebook the other day and looked over the Status-Feed it was littered by Spam from 1 or 2 posters and virtually empty from everybody else. Think about how often you post anything to your status update anymore or to a wall, I bet it's dramatically less than 6 months ago.

Well my theory is that nobody actively does it anymore. People realize that they don't care what others are thinking or doing and now realize this applies for themselves as well.

Most people I know still love Facebook but the novelty has worn off, the constant connection and diarrhea of updates has worn us down. The end of the all-connection, over stimulated, all encompassing social network is done.. I guess Facebook will remain but just like you used to get tons of those stupid email forwards it's gonna continue mostly for your mother or your crazy aunt.

The kids will find a new medium and I for one am happy about it.
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Take on over-stimulation

You often hear about kids being over-stimulated, getting riled up and not able to sit still because of it. Obviously anybody who has had kids knows the difficulty of getting an their child to bed after they play-wrestled or ran around right before hand since kids like adults need some down time to unwind from a full day. The problem is when the stimulation is chemically induced like too much sugar, the process of calming down seems nearly impossible. This isn't just a kid phenomenon as I know many people who will tell me that they. can't fall asleep if they have a cup of coffee after a certain time and some are so sensitive the last caffeine they can have is before noon..
But for a total caffeine addict the thought of limiting intake based on time of day seems crazy. Some people have trouble sleeping if they had a latte at 2pm, I can have a double espresso a half hour before I put my head down on the pillow and sleep like a baby but yesterday I found out that even I have my limits.

I can't exactly be sure what made me do it, maybe it was overconfidence, a sense of invincibility or maybe it was stupidity or it was just boredom but after I shelled out $3.99 for a bag of chocolate covered espresso bean, I felt this urge to get my money's worth and like a girl in her mid 30's with an afternoon off and an pack of D batteries I felt the pain of over-stimulation.
Within 20 minutes of purchase I had downed the entire bag and within a half an hour I felt like i just 8 balled an ounce of Stacker2. See back when ephedrin was all the rage as the truly no-impact way of losing weight, I'd down a couple of these pills and then feel like my skin was peeling off as I jittered my way through the next four hours with my heart racing as if I was running consecutive 100 meter dashes. Well yesterday when I basically OD'd on caffeine, I almost felt like it was 1998 all over again because I felt like my heart was about to jump out of my chest and salsa across the room.. I'm the kind of guy who likes the edge a caffeine rush gives me but never again will I put my body through that obstacle course.
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Take on the tour guide

I'll never understand people I know we as a people want to believe like we belong but when it comes to a point where we pay some person to horde us around like cattle I take notice.
Today as I walk down the street in NYC I'm basically trampled by a sea of tourists as they are herded down 6th avenue. It's not that they are particularly loud, abrasive or rude but rather the sheer size of the crowd which draws my ire. See I can't ever understand as a grown man, going on a vacation as part of a tour group. What can possibly be enjoyable having to see every tourist trap while being walked around a city like a canine puppy but that's essentially what these people sign up for when they shell out top dollar to be treated ike a kid. I would not put up with the humiliation of matching hats or shirts as I have my one chance to see a city but there are people who can only imagine doing it this way and it's sickening.
Now it seems to be mainly an Asian and midwestern phenomenon as you never see a crowd of dudes from Kenya or chicks from India taking part in this charade but I promise you that you'll not find me walking through some ancient city in egypt following some chick with some flag snapping her finger.

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take on the gmail suggestion

Not sure if everybody has noticed this but there is a new feature on Gmail.    Basically when you are replying to an email, Gmail's Artificial Intelligence goes through your address book and asks if you want to include various people to your email thread.

Now I can't quite figure out how or why they suggest things and like most thing Google, most of the time you are sort of pleasantly surprised kind of like that suggestion they do when you are googling something when most of the time I'm happier with the suggestion they give than what I'm actually looking for.    When I go to search for Britney Spears new single, google figures out the Britney Spears things and one of the suggestions for me is 'Britney Spears nip-slip"   

Well the Gmail thing is similar, last week I was emailing a friend about having drinks and Gmail suggested I add another friend to the email who would very often come with us to get drinks.  Maybe it figured the first friend was boring and the second one would liven up the situation, maybe it's not that thought out but regardless it seemed like a decent suggestion

The problem though comes when you have somebody –like yours truly- who talks a lot of shit and stabs people in the back.  See when Gmail suggest I add somebody to the email, I first have to scan the entire thread to make sure I haven't ripped the new person a new ahole behind their back.

God technology sucks

 

Taking on..... The winter bandit

We love the warm days of spring. The 70 degree days when the weather still allows for outdoor activity without leaving yourself in a pool of sweat. We also believe that there is no doubt that man has some responsibility for climate change. Call it global warming, global cooling global weirding but know that there is something we do that can affect the weather
Now most of the time coal or big industry gets the blame although we know that there are even some small parts the average guy can do to affect his own personal carbon-footprint impact.
Now most of the time big industry is blamed for putting profits ahead of their environmental obligations and there are many lawsuits brought on my the EPA and the like where big companies like GE have dumped toxins into rivers. We don't think GE is specifically evil and except for lower costs by dumping in rivers rather than in proper places it is not in their interest to affect climate but as their goals are profits there will always be a place for some regulation.

There is though another industry who seems to benefit greatly from the effect of a warmer planet...ice-cream trucks
Nobody is looking for a snow-cone when it's 30 degrees so it's not far fetched to think that longer warm months are good for business. I have to imagine that over the past few years with hotter summers, ice-cream trucks are making out like a casinos do when a bunch of asians come in.
Well if there is a link between green-house gases and warmer weather AND we assume that some of those can be man-controlled THEN is it crazy to assume that somebody whose entire business model depends on more warm days might try to affect it if he could?

Well if you don't believe me, just stand behind a Mr. Softee truck on a NYC street. Those things sit stationary idling for hours on end and I don't have to tell anybody who has ever stood behind one how much fucking heat those thing give off. I am completely convinced they are running industrial heaters under their shells as they quietly heat the NYC streets.
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take on our pussy society

We might as well sell our souls to China now because we have become a country of pussies.   Yeah we have the mightiest military and the #1 economy but when I read things like this in today's NY Daily News (link)

Classic kids games like kickball deemed unsafe by state in effort to increase summer camp regulation

Somewhere, somehow and for some reason the State of New York in an effort to cut down on 'signifcant risk of injury' are discouraging kids from playing wiffle-ball, dodge-ball, kickball and other street games.    They may as well sew vaginas on each little boys while they are at it.   

So for many years and many more TOR posts we have rallied against the kids of this generation not getting outside but maybe who we should really be attacking are the legislators.

How the hell is kick-ball dangerous?  You kick a big soft ball on a baseball diamond, you surely could get a lot more hurt actually playing baseball.   Now I can sort of see that dodge-ball can be somewhat risky but nothing more than a bump or bruise, when I was in elementary school the entire fourth grade played it every single day and I don't remember a signifcant injury expect for the time that Funky Fat Medina sprained his left ass cheek but what really gets me is that they are discouraging wiffle-ball.   You can't possibly get hurt if you get pegged by a wiffle-ball the entire thing is designed to be non-painful

 With all that said, I remember playing some wicked games of asses-up when I was a kid and I can sort of see somebody getting hurt but again, in the 18 years of my youth (plus one crazy summer in Cape Cod) I have never seen anybody actually get really hurt.   yeah you might have a bruise but you can get carpal tunnel syndrome from writing too much and you can strain your eyes from reading too much and I'd find it hard to believe the New York State assembly would discourage those too.

Taking on debt reduction

With Obama and Paul 'don't call me Rex' Ryan's competing debt reductions plans making all the news we thought we'd throw our hat into the ring to try to cut 3 trillion from the national debt

 

I will say that Obama's message was right although I agree with Brooks that he will have to ask the middle class for shared sacrifice, it can't all be on the back of the rich and a tax rate approaching 40% is ridiculous. The issue is that many people in that tax bracket don't pay anywhere near that because of the write-offs.

 

The Righetti fix would include the following

 

• Lower the overall tax-rate for individuals
• Lower the overall tax-rate for businesses
• Introduce a consumption tax on consumer goods.
• Get rid of all write-offs for charity and other such contributions If you want to give to charity then give to charity out of the    goodness of your heart.
• Make the tax code much more simple.. The fact that the average person has no idea is ridiculous
• don't allow for any overseas tax shelters for personal money.
• rewrite the corporate tax code to avoid the scheming done with creativity by firms with huge tax departments to lower liability.. Sort of like a AMT for corporations
• lower corporate tax rate BUT get rid of tax holidays for people like EXXON for drilling in the gulf
• make all US corporations pay a fair percentage based on overall business done in this country not allowing for them to funnel money to places with lower tax rates.
• tax dividends at the same rate as income
• increase Medicare and Social Security to 70 gradually
• increase the maximum threshold on taxable SS income substantially
• get rid of idiotic rules that don't allow the US Government to use it's purchasing power to negotiate pricing for entitlement programs.   Why VA plans get better rates than Medicare/Medicaid is idiotic
• have anybody who collects welfare work.. Whether it's cleaning sidewalks, filing paperwork, working in food kitchens.. Have them do something
• allow for insurance to be sold across state borders
• cut the defense budget. the total US defense budget is equal to that of the next 20 countries combined
• decrease the size of federal government workforce by 20%.. I am convinced there is a ton of redundancy
• increase minimum wage every-year as a function of consumer pricing index
• find ways to cut back on foreign aid, especially military aid
• get rid of farm subsidies.
• tax marijuana
• tax sugar.

On a local level,

• combine municipalities
• put caps on property taxes..
• Phase out tax abatements on property.
• eliminate 20% of the local workforce (maybe through the combination of municipalities)

This week I woke up with a huge hangover and I'm not talking about one fueled by shots of tequila. After not feeling well for a few days and having not gotten a solid night sleep I opted for a medicinal remedy when I reached into our medicine cabinet and popped a Nyquil. Within 20 minutes I was off to lala land into one of those deep sleeps where you wake up with those weird lines all over your body. When you are used to waking up throughout the night but then have a solid night it feels like you've jumped time. When I looked at the clock at I realized it was a full 8 hours later but I also realized that I felt like I was being dragged back into my near-coma like a wave pulling back into the ocean.
I struggle to get up but I can't get this fog out of my head. I feel better in terms of my sniffles but worse in terms of my mind and I'm convinced they are spiking that crap with JD.

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Take on the subway puddle

There are few things more disgusting than the drips of air-conditioner sweat which fall on you from a window unit. Who knows what this mixture is actually comprised of but the rumors are always that it's basically recycled human sweat and it is one of the most unfortunate parts of living in New York throughout the unbearable summer. Well as disgusting as AC sweat is, it pales in comparison to the unidentifiable liquid you sometimes get splashed on you as you wait on a subway platform.. There is nothing more unpleasant thank standing on a scorching hot, filthy thank standing on a platform after a long day and you get splashed with this radioactive piss.
Now i can't tell you that I have any idea what this liquid is but I always imagine it's a combination of sewage which has made its way from the street and filtered through the cracks of the underground tubes mixed with homeless sweat and rat urine.

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Taking on PROOF

Anybody who has ever dated an Asian chick knows there is something different, it's not good or bad but just different than dating a white chick. Now I'm not talking about cultural things but more physical although not about hair-color, skin tone or general body frame.
Those in the fraternity of white dudes who have dated Asian chicks know the secret and because most Asian men have no reference point it is almost purely a white-boy fraternity.

Like any fraternity there are war-stories, binge drinking, camaraderie and of course a secret handshake, although in this case it is more like a one finger salute. Those who haven't ventured into those waters typically won't catch onto the secret sign and even if they do typically won't believe what it stands for but those who have experience will signal proof of this with a reciprocal one finger salute.

Now I have heard the arguments that there is no scientific proof of a physiological differences and the fraternity has faced the criticism that has dismissed this apparent oddity as just another stereotype perpetuated by the white-man but yesterday we found medical evidence
I recently had a conversation with a woman who just came out of labor about the after-effects since there is almost always some tearing.
Anyway as her doctor got to work she said 'thank god you're not Asian cause they always tear the other way.

I rest my case

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Take on the nip-slip

Last night as I'm watching some complete abortion called sTORIbook wedding on the Oxygen network, I hit the holy grail. Within an hour of misery where Tori Spelling and her completely disinterested husband help rich white folks plan their dream weddings, I caught something out of the corner of my eye. It didn't appear for more than a second but like the way a lion spots the weakest antelope the big cat went to work with precision. .see during some dance sequence spliced together I caught a bit of nip.. Now my wife thought I was crazy and swore it was a fly or a smudge mark but then again she does not have the kind of well trained eye for these kinds of things. The entire moment probably didn't last for more than a quarter of a second but when a chick dips and a nip slips a Righetti drips.. .

I immediately emailed the camera phone picture to a few perverts who I know would rejoice in the moment with me and my buddy Chin came back with the following

Wait so Righetti was watching a dance show on Oxygen, saw them do a dip, caught sight of something, identified it as a nipple, then rewound the show to the exact location of said nipple just to snap a photo of it on his iPhone and send it to us???

F--king impressive.

See Chin knows the rarity of this and like the TOR editorial board sees these few moments as part of a life-long safari. We all realize that these moments don't happened often but we do know that if we can capture them, the joy it will bring others is akin to salvation.

There really are not many thing we like more than the inadvertent nip-slip, the brief, unexpected peek-a-boo can brighten up the entire day. Whether it's Courtney Cox (two piece release), Christina Aguilera (ring thing), or Tara Reid (boob sploob) the entire thing feels like Christmas for the internets. Seeing them online is fun but when you catch one yourself it's like a hunter bringing down some great game but instead of hanging a rack on your wall you send a iphone picture of the rack to the masses.
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take on the Space Shuttle

With the Intrepid Museum getting a space-shuttle today, I thought it was appropriate to bring to light  and old Righetti-ism.     Back in 2003 about five years after I left college, I  got an email from some guy who was trying to get some information about everybody who worked in this research group working on workplace psychology I helped run during the spring of my senior year.  They were about to publish the work and I guess they wanted to put a bit of information together on the people that worked on the project.   As a pathological liar and constant prankster, I decided to submit the following.

 

Joseph,

   Thank you for your kind words and for this follow-up study on the Dr. Aiello Social Organizational psychology group which I participated in from the Fall 1993 to Spring 1994.  Since leaving Rutgers, I've continued as a research engineer having spent most of my time in the Aerospace Industry.  I've spent about half my time in Cape Canaveral Florida working on increasing the wear resistance and heat dissipation of the heat sensitive 3rd rocket booster, we are developing a Chemical Vapor Deposit (CVD) process to coat the 3rd rocket booster heat tiles, as you know diamond is one of the greatest heat dissipaters and the CVD coating has tested to be a great asset in decreasing the heat damage which occurs in the first 14 seconds of launch as well as used for coatings on the heat tiles when we re-enter back into the atmosphere.  I have also worked on several space launches from January 1999 to August of 2001 as an assistant technical modular engineer.  In August of 2001, I was part of a team commissioned as the chief Aerospace Research Engineer to find a new launch-space for future NASA missions.  Ground broke four and a half months ago on the North East Cape Canaveral tentatively named NECC just outside a city called Delmar, about 15 miles south west of Albany. Our project team has been working on the CVD heat tile experiment at the North East Station has been dubbed Protect Your NECC.

 The main focus of the re-launch of the NASA space program in Upstate New York is to avoid the excess humidity in Florida which has put major strain on heat tiles upon re-entry of the Space Shuttle and the frequent cloud cover in Florida gave us only 29 possible launch dates annually. It was decided that New York State, based on excellent year-round visibility and excellent weather for launches 8 months per year along with the opportunity to give up-state New York a much needed shot-in-the-arm financially was an ideal new location for the NECC.

Anyway my work with Dr. Aiello's group was invaluable in my position of leading a group of fellow Rocket Scientists or our research mission for continued safety in future launches and missions.

Please feel free to contact me with any more questions on my hotmail account or at home

My memories of the group are all very positive; I've kept in touch with a few of members of my research team.  I was always felt a great camaraderie amongst our group and I know our research made early strides on the research, Dr. Aiello was hoping to have published.  Can you give me an update on his work, as I've always been interested in following up on the tremendous work he had before him.  I was honored to be an important (though small) part to his work and hope we all get a by-line when his research is published.

 

Sincerely

TakeOnRighetti

June 3^rd 2003

Taking on personal responsibility

We've complained about this before but obviously nobody was listening. I like dogs, have owned them and will always consider myself a dog-person. I don't though like dog shit especially if said dog shit does not come from a dog I own and I really don't like feeling like I'm walking through a field of land-mones as I'm trying to make it home after a long day at the shop. We moved to Bay Ridge about 6 months ago and not only has my commute increased by 35%, the amount of dog-crap on the sidewalks in my life has easily increased ten-folds. For all the community feel that this neighborhood claims to have, the most overriding feeling I have is that it's apparently the 'community's' responsibility to clean up after your dog here.

Just yesterday there were five independent piles of shit on different parts of my block. I'm not talking about scrapes of poorly cleaned shit but entire heaps of it. Bay Ridge has a tons of cops patrolling the streets in their cruisers, just not many on the look-out for actual criminal acts like these

I remember my dad would tell me that if I wanted to have a dog, I had to prove that I could be responsible for it because having a dog meant taking care of it, feeding it, walking it and yes cleaning up after it. I don't get how this lesson -which seems basic and universal- has not translated to the lazy big-haired, pizza loving Brooklyn crowd...

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take on the little joys in life

One of the ways to break the monotony of corporate travel is to find the pleasure in some of the small things.  Maybe it's the upgrade to business class, a fresh set of towels or the 2 hours of uninterrupted downtime as you listen to a Kansas City sports-talk while barreling down a highway while chomping down on a Big Mac.  These small wonders keep you sane as you spend nights in nameless towns, eating at chain-restaurants and sleeping at Holiday Inn Express hotels across the world...  BUT when somebody takes these very small pleasures away from you, it's near criminal.

Last week while traveling, I get to the airport car-rental place the attendant shows me to my car...a 2010 Ford Escape. Now as the TOR readership knows this is the exact car I drive at home and when I mention that to the guy.

Rental Car Guy. "Oh great how do you like it?

Righetti. "Yeah it's a nice ride but you know I was kind of hoping for something different"

Rental Car Guy  "why... don't you like the Escape?"

Righetti. "I do but it would be cool to drive a Sebring or something"

Rental Car Guy:  "but this is so much better for you since you already know where everything is"

  

Now first of all... It's a car; they are all about the same when it comes to where everything is.   The steering wheel is on the left side, the rear-view mirror is mounted on the windshield, the turn signal is on the side of the steering wheel and the radio is in the dashboard so the familiarity where things are isn't all that important BUT what is important is the joy of trying a different car.  I like the Escape fine but it's like going to a strip-club on a bachelor party and getting your little Chinese Friend a lapper from the one Asian chick in the place.   You are going to find the biggest, blondest, chestiest chick at FD's and have Dolly shove his bald head into her chest and let him motorboat her till his gums are sore.