Take on the whitewashed article

Reading the Reuters article on the Masterson sentencing made me want to throw my phone out of the bus. The article goes into detail about his rapes of Jane Doe 1 and Jane Doe 2 and then delves into another accusation from former co-star on that stupid show. This is all fine but the last line in the article states that the multiple allegations against him have hurt his career. This may be a fact but it almost sounds like they are implying we should be playing a sympathy violin for him. Yeah, no thanks, rot in hell dickwad.

Take on the rat

The walls are closing in..the rats are running off of the ship and the fat lady is about to sing. We've been at this for a long time but the Special Counsel is starting to get people to flip and the more of that, the closer to putting Big Trump out of our lives forever. We have all knows he had bonafide godfather immunity but hopefully it's finally coming to and end although I have learned one thing and that is to never count out the fat man out

Take on diarrhea on the plane

A delta flight had to turn around because of a bad case of diarrhea and here I am on the eve of a 14 hour flight to Beijing.    I get the urgency of having

To go but not sure what the urgency of having to turn a plane of a few hundred people around.  I mean, I'm sure it stinks but it can't be that bad..right?

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Take on the meeting

Kim Jong Un and Vlady Putin are getting together for a little low-wow which just seems like yet another provocation to the west from Papa Putin. We know there is no real political reason for this other than Russia doing it because they can. But the entire time I thought about this, the more I think how shameful it would be if somebody served those two guys one of those exploding cigars.

Take on Burning Man

There is no place on earth I'd want to be less than at Burning Man. I know nothing about it and it might actually be cool but the idea of a Woodstock type festival of influencers and Gen Z jackasses seems like hell on earth..and that is before the rains came.

Now they are investigating some death in a sweaty dessert and nobody can get out. No thanks

Take on the embarrassment

Everywhere I go, I feel like I'm driving around wearing a big red hat. I still believe in the electric car but having to feel like you support the sociopath leading the company. When he first sort of hit the greater cultural consciousness, it felt like the kind of visionary this country has needed but now you feel like everything his companies have accomplished are in spite of him. Either that or you have to take it all together

Take on government overreach

There are whispers that Texas Republicans are passing laws which would ban the use of local roads for somebody who is traveling out of state for an abortion. I'm not quite sure how this will be enforced as I often drive across state lines without even noticing it but to have a state trooper pulling cars over and giving a woman a full gynecological exam seems…intrusive. Are they going to have pregnancy tests like they do breathalyzers and make a woman walk a straight line and touch their bellies with their finger.

But even if they can somehow figure the logistics out, does this mean than any pregnant woman is not allowed to leave the state?? Seems a bit like government overreach.

Take on Jeffrey Epstein’s dirty spank bank

JP Morgan Chase admitted that it processed a billion dollars for Jeffrey Epstein and somehow nobody looked twice. Forget that the guy is a kid touched but who the hell can process that amount of money?? A billion dollars is not a measly million which would in its self be difficult to spend on a single shopping trip. Maybe these transactions are more "business" and less personal ATM but I'm not good with any of these dirty bastards being anywhere near the HAR of a publicly traded bank

Take on freezing Mitch

We are the point where the minority leader literally can't get though a day without looking like he had short circuited. We had the second known incident where that weaker Mitch McConnell froze as if he was an overloaded version of Windows 98. The dude almost looks like a neighbor walked over to his yard and punched him.

Time to send this dude to pasture and while we are at it he can take his junior Senator from Kentucky with him

Take on Strike Force Five

A bunch of late night hosts are putting on a podcast during the writer's strike. The guest list includes Colbert, Kimmel, Fallon, Oliver and Seth Meyers. I am wondering two things.

They always talk about the big three but there is obviously a Lebron and a Wade but somebody convinced the world that Chris Bosh was some kind of superstar. I honestly don't get how he stays on the air other than the peacock loves humor as rich as two percent milk

The second question is who the hell invited Seth Meyers and why didn't they invite that Scottish guy.

Take on lame rich people

There really aren't many things lamer than some tech billionaire rapping to his all white audience with the hope to come across as anything other than the dork he is. Eminem has requested that Ramaswamy to stop covering his songs most likely because its just painful to listen to. I don't know much about his policy other than he loves Trump
which already makes him as qualified to be POTUS as a jar of mayonnaise to me.

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Take on lame rich people

There really aren't many things lamer than some tech billionaire rapping to his all white audience with the hope to come across as anything other than the dork he is. Eminem has requested that Ramaswamy to stop covering his songs most likely because its just painful to listen to. I don't know much about his policy other than he loves Trump
which already makes him as qualified to be POTUS as a jar of mayonnaise to me.

Take on the shooter ad on YouTube.

Every time I log into YouTube, I am confronted with this shooter up ad and I am floored as to why I'm being targeted. I've never clicked on it, I have nothing in my search history (I think) that would indicate I'd be interested and I am annoyed to see it and often leave before watching whatever I'm going in for. Now obviously Meta has more info on me that I probably know about myself, but really?? This thing.

Take on the cheater in chief

Trump claimed he won some lame gold championship and basically admitted that he cheated by denying he did so. If you legitimately won, nobody would have to say anything but when you start desperately trying to cover up an obvious crime

Take on the Brady Bunch

Trump and his 28 closest friends spent their week figuring out their best prep walk, no comment gesture and mug shot angle and they came back with this ridiculous thing. We know that they have never been accused of being Harvard educated but this bunch is to patriotis like a limp bisquit is to porn.

Take on the mugshot

We've been waiting for this moment for what fella like forever. This charade has been going on for months with Trump's defiance on display time and time again but today, he was brought in front of the camera and treated like all the other perps. The photo will likely become bigger than the Jim
Morrison one but mostly it does remind serious people that this is not only an unserious candidate, he's a danger to the republic.

Take on the mismanagement of seasonal decoration

It's ten days before Labor Day, kids are still in camps, parents are still figuring out how they will manage the school year and CVS decided that now is the time to break out the Halloween stuff. You have to be kidding me with this, I'm still wearing shorts, I still have flip flops under my feet and still am thinking of what to do for the long weekend. But no, everything has to be rushed, nothing can carry its own rhythm, big pharmacy has decided that I have to put a scarecrow on my front porch on August 23rd!!!

Take on the fact Threads sucks.

Elon finally got his wish!! His $44Billion website is now #69in the App Store which he'd normally blast out but as it's a giant fall from grace, he's going to be conspicuously quiet we predict. The fall would be more sudden and stunning if Threads didn't totally suck. We've been on that website for a while and although we are rooting for it to work, it just doesn't. It's interface sucks, it has no search function, it mixes content from two minutes ago with that from a month ago. When you refresh, it only gives you a few new threads and stacks then upon a bunch of old ones you've read already.

Zuck, fix this thing.

Take on prison

We're just a few ldays away from Trump showing up at central booking where he will be photographed, weighed and fingerprinted. What will also happen is that he will be released on $200,000 bond with a condition of his release that he basically can't do Trump like stuff which is going to be impossible.

He can't go into social media and rip the justice system, the prosecutor or the courts which will Meehan that with any luck his fat ass will actually have to spend a few days in prison

Take on the debate

Aa expected, Trump will. It be doing the debates this year which basically makes them worthless endeavors for the rest of the clown car. We have seen how this goes, where he runs alternate programming head-to-head with the debate which basically sinks the entire thing. But now we will get Marshmallow DeSantis and Big Chris try to one-up each other in the one who can tell each other than they are not like Trump but would very much cover everything Trump can get.