Rudy has been caught with his pants down..and we have to think this isn't the first time. Of course his defense will be that an adult man should be allowed to fondle himself in front of a willing and able adult woman but anybody who has looked at Rudy knows how unlikely this scenario is without some money changing hands. I mean, he is a repulsive human and there is no way anybody could make the case that an attractive 26 year old would want anything at all to do with Rudy...unless she was propositioned with cold hard cash.
So Rudy, did you really think you were going to get lucky??
Wednesday, October 21, 2020
Tuesday, October 20, 2020
Take on poor Trump
Somehow Trump is out of money.
I can't figure out how this guy can draw thousands to his Covid parties but can't rub a couple of nickels together. He's down to $63million which sounds like a lot but when you realize that they are cancelling TV buys around the country you realize that when your base is a bunch of uneducated white guys maybe that isn't the group who can help fill your coffers.
Anyway, we are (hopefully) two weeks away from ending this national nightmare, it would be even better if Trump comes out of this thing owing millions
I can't figure out how this guy can draw thousands to his Covid parties but can't rub a couple of nickels together. He's down to $63million which sounds like a lot but when you realize that they are cancelling TV buys around the country you realize that when your base is a bunch of uneducated white guys maybe that isn't the group who can help fill your coffers.
Anyway, we are (hopefully) two weeks away from ending this national nightmare, it would be even better if Trump comes out of this thing owing millions
Monday, October 19, 2020
Take on the 3rd (really the 2nd) debate
The debate commission has decided to mute candidates microphones to allow for some uninterrupted opportunities to state their case. This will finally shut Trump up although I'm sure he'll continue renting and raving like a total lunatic. The issue is as much with candidates dodging questions as it is with them screaming over each other. Nobody seems to be able to take Trump to task as he just bulldozes over whoever he sees a vulnerability in.
So what they need is a moderator who will hold em to task. Nobody needs a repeat of debate #1
So what they need is a moderator who will hold em to task. Nobody needs a repeat of debate #1
Sunday, October 18, 2020
Take on the unflattering photo
Trump is starting to look more and more like a Madame Tussauds statue and a pretty poor one at that. Today he was caught in a church which must have felt weird for him because he's likely spent more time in it today's than he has for the last four years.
Anyway, he looked like what you'd expect to happen if a devil worshipper walked into a holy house...his entire face imploded into a mess of spray tan,
cheap cologne and rat poison
Anyway, he looked like what you'd expect to happen if a devil worshipper walked into a holy house...his entire face imploded into a mess of spray tan,
cheap cologne and rat poison
Saturday, October 17, 2020
Take on Trump’s attack on Whitmer and the winds attack on his head
Trump went after governor Whitmer today in Michigan which even for him seemed odd considering the week she's had. This isn't a great surprise and the reaction of the Trump sycophants in the audience is par for the course but what we did notice was the photo used by The Daily News wasn't one Trumo will find flattering. Not only does it expose his gigantic bald head, it also aged him tremendously
Maybe he's not as young and vibrant as hill have you believe
Maybe he's not as young and vibrant as hill have you believe
Friday, October 16, 2020
Take on Trump’s threat to leave the country
Trump said he may have to leave e country if he loses to Biden and all of a sudden we can't possibly be more excited for November 3rd. The chances of Trump going through with that promise is about as high as him telling the truth for an entire day but we can all hope, can't we?
The thing about this promise/threat is which country would take him? Without the presidency behind him he becomes a complete pariah. Even Putin wouldn't take him anymore as he'd go from a useful idiot to just an idiot
The thing about this promise/threat is which country would take him? Without the presidency behind him he becomes a complete pariah. Even Putin wouldn't take him anymore as he'd go from a useful idiot to just an idiot
Thursday, October 15, 2020
Take on the dueling town halls
Biden and Trump couldn't do their normal debate so instead had dueling town halls which serves nobody. Biden looked like your boring uncle and Trump like your crazy one. Of course when it comes to policy, Biden actually has some and can express them and Trump screams about pedophiles and QAnon
Of course it wasn't nice to see that Biden outlasted Trump and continues to take questions long after the TV cameras stopped rolling showing he's got enough to get himself over the finish line
Trump meanwhile peed in the family style mashed potatoes.
Of course it wasn't nice to see that Biden outlasted Trump and continues to take questions long after the TV cameras stopped rolling showing he's got enough to get himself over the finish line
Trump meanwhile peed in the family style mashed potatoes.
Wednesday, October 14, 2020
Take on the NY Post Hunter Biden Story
The October surprise was apparently a Rupert Murdock special with a lame story the NY Post published today. Basically some computer repair guy got his hands on a computer which was left at his shop and he didn't know whose it was. He says he combs through it and it turns out to be Hunter Biden's which he goes through and turns over to Rudy Giuliani to further investigate. The computer repair guy also says that he kept a backup of the computer as his Marc Rich protection plan. There were vague inquiries from the FBI which may or may not have come after Rudy for his paws on the computer.
I think he also said that Hunter was a frequent customer of Comet Pizza.
Something tells me that Hunter would have gone to the Genius Bar to fix his MacBook and that had he left it there unattended and had the Genius Bar guy gone through his computer and read all emails that would have been a major invasion of privacy and if there was some criminal act that handing it to Rudy would not be considered the smartest course of action
I think he also said that Hunter was a frequent customer of Comet Pizza.
Something tells me that Hunter would have gone to the Genius Bar to fix his MacBook and that had he left it there unattended and had the Genius Bar guy gone through his computer and read all emails that would have been a major invasion of privacy and if there was some criminal act that handing it to Rudy would not be considered the smartest course of action
Tuesday, October 13, 2020
Take on the farm subsidies
The way that politicians throw around subsidies to buy votes has never sat well with me but as the federal government spent nearly $50 billion in farm subsidies while the rest of the country suffers certainly should be looked at. Do farmers derange something, I guess so but on a good year, how much of a subsidy do they get?
I have nothing against farmers or rural communities but I find it interesting that subsidies seem to be be fine for soy bean farmer but not for renewable energy.
I have nothing against farmers or rural communities but I find it interesting that subsidies seem to be be fine for soy bean farmer but not for renewable energy.
Monday, October 12, 2020
Take on the obese sickly president
Trump apparently couldn't make it up the normal steps today, so he decided to use the cargo entrance to roll his gigantic ass onto Air Force One. We know he's not doing well and his doctor's proclamation that he has now had two consecutive negative tests only reinforces that three days ago he got a positive test. Which means he was still positive when he returned to the White House exposing everybody involved with his transit.
Anyway, he's three weeks away from the most humiliating day of his life where he will take a beating so hard it will make the Broncos-49ers super bowl look competitive.
Anyway, he's three weeks away from the most humiliating day of his life where he will take a beating so hard it will make the Broncos-49ers super bowl look competitive.
Sunday, October 11, 2020
Take on the Fauci taken out of context ad
Trump doesn't respect Anthony Fauci but somehow his campaign in using an out of context quote of
Fauci's in their latest political ad. They won't let the man speak to the American public yet his spliced
words are ok to use to try to convince the rest of the free world that Trump is still a total disaster when it comes to just about everything.
Be sucks, three weeks to go
Please vote
Fauci's in their latest political ad. They won't let the man speak to the American public yet his spliced
words are ok to use to try to convince the rest of the free world that Trump is still a total disaster when it comes to just about everything.
Be sucks, three weeks to go
Please vote
Saturday, October 10, 2020
Take on the negative test
Very time a White House official is asked when Trump last had a negative test these evade the question. It' pretty obvious they are hiding something as them just saying "ten days ago" or something would turn a week long story into one that may not make the front page
But Trump either was sick before he debated Biden and went on his little donor suck up fest OR more likely he doesn't ever get tested even as they claim he's getting tested daily.
The point is that the leader of the free world who has access to unlimited tests and the best medial options won't even give the virus some lip service should tell American where his interest lies.
And it's not with them
But Trump either was sick before he debated Biden and went on his little donor suck up fest OR more likely he doesn't ever get tested even as they claim he's getting tested daily.
The point is that the leader of the free world who has access to unlimited tests and the best medial options won't even give the virus some lip service should tell American where his interest lies.
And it's not with them
Friday, October 9, 2020
Take on the kidnapping suspects
The 10 mugshots of the kidnapping suspects had some oddities to them
The top row is odd. The first guy looks like he's gotten off in a parking lot with a transvestite, his neighbor looks like his face just got squeezed out of feral cat's vagina. The middle guy in the top row looks like he's going to a Depeche Mode concert and is just hoping his mom didn't throw away his Doc Martins. Number four looks like a gay Bam Bam Bigelow and number five in the top row looks like a cross between a lumberjack and a Russian ballerina.
The bottom row isn't better but definitely blonder
The first guy looks like he's channeling Adolph himself. Number two is definitely a dude with a. Massive child porn stash. Number three
squeezes his own nutsack when beating off. Number Four looks like he's got weird neck a tattoo and number five looks like the shoe bomber guy
And somehow these guys are still called a militia and not the terroir group they really are.
The top row is odd. The first guy looks like he's gotten off in a parking lot with a transvestite, his neighbor looks like his face just got squeezed out of feral cat's vagina. The middle guy in the top row looks like he's going to a Depeche Mode concert and is just hoping his mom didn't throw away his Doc Martins. Number four looks like a gay Bam Bam Bigelow and number five in the top row looks like a cross between a lumberjack and a Russian ballerina.
The bottom row isn't better but definitely blonder
The first guy looks like he's channeling Adolph himself. Number two is definitely a dude with a. Massive child porn stash. Number three
squeezes his own nutsack when beating off. Number Four looks like he's got weird neck a tattoo and number five looks like the shoe bomber guy
And somehow these guys are still called a militia and not the terroir group they really are.
Thursday, October 8, 2020
Take on Don Jr. super spreads event l
Don jr. never one who wants to be outdone by his namesake, decided to have a super spreader event of his own to make sure he too could get Covid too. I'm sure he's just hoping that daddy would start paying attention to him but sadly if little Don gets sick and is our on a ventilator, Trump will just see him as weak and fall out as a failure
But glad little Don got his rocks off, he's ready to make sure the rest of the west wing can get that living corona feeling, too.
But glad little Don got his rocks off, he's ready to make sure the rest of the west wing can get that living corona feeling, too.
Wednesday, October 7, 2020
Take on the fly on Pence’s head
To be a fly on the walk took on a new meaning when one decided to nest in Mike Pence's head likely attracted to what we fecal matter was growing in his eye. The debate was interesting in that it was pretty boring staying sort of on topic and mostly without interruptions
Pence did well to make the case for a conservative agenda and was able to paint Kamala as further left, something she wasn't able to shake.
Kamala did well when it came to the tepid response to Covid from Pence's task-force and Trump's taxes and debts
The fly did well by staying perched on Pence's head which must have infuriated Trump
The moderator kept her cool but couldn't keep Pence from filibustering. The "thank you Mr Vice President" didn't work at all, I'm giving her a D
Neither candidate had any interest in discussing what would happened if their boss died.
I'm not sure why Kamala or Joe don't ever mention Merrick Garland.
Kamala's eye rolls will get an entire dedicated SNL skit. Her choice of jacket with her pants suit will get a dedicated TOR post
Pence's wife showed up without a mask which is about as shocking as Pence agreeing to stand on a stage with a woman not mother.
Not sure how Mrs Pence feels about her husband felating the president on the national stage but it must air awkwardly with her deeply religious family
Glad Pence made it clear who Trump's favorite grandchildren are.
Overall, nobody watches the VP debate to change their minds, they just want to see if a fly lands on the head of a 60 year old with pink eye
Pence did well to make the case for a conservative agenda and was able to paint Kamala as further left, something she wasn't able to shake.
Kamala did well when it came to the tepid response to Covid from Pence's task-force and Trump's taxes and debts
The fly did well by staying perched on Pence's head which must have infuriated Trump
The moderator kept her cool but couldn't keep Pence from filibustering. The "thank you Mr Vice President" didn't work at all, I'm giving her a D
Neither candidate had any interest in discussing what would happened if their boss died.
I'm not sure why Kamala or Joe don't ever mention Merrick Garland.
Kamala's eye rolls will get an entire dedicated SNL skit. Her choice of jacket with her pants suit will get a dedicated TOR post
Pence's wife showed up without a mask which is about as shocking as Pence agreeing to stand on a stage with a woman not mother.
Not sure how Mrs Pence feels about her husband felating the president on the national stage but it must air awkwardly with her deeply religious family
Glad Pence made it clear who Trump's favorite grandchildren are.
Overall, nobody watches the VP debate to change their minds, they just want to see if a fly lands on the head of a 60 year old with pink eye
Tuesday, October 6, 2020
Take on the national polls
The choice for president is 57%-41% right now and although everything should tell you that we should feel some sense of relief about that, we don't. First of all 57% could mean that he'll dominate New York, California and Connecticut but may leave the key state's like Michigan, Pennsylvania and Ohio up for grabs. Trump will likely dominate in Mississippi, Alabama and Kentucky but those states don't move the national number. It's all going to come down to a handful of states and the rest for us will get to rubberneck.
This election will go one of two ways
Either we have a Reagan-Modale type sweep but in reverse with the former Vice President running the table on the incumbent OR Trump finds a way to squeak by using some funny electoral math in a few key states that will have us asking if the polling was wrong or if Vlad for his hands stuck in the Vodka jar.
Either way, my vote is in and I'm ready!!
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Monday, October 5, 2020
Take on the big bad wolf.
Trump made his triumphant return to the a White House and immediately shed his mask and in the process shed millions of virus particles all over furniture and fine china.
He then stood on the Truman balcony and looked like a fat man who walked up a flight of stairs, huffing and puffing like an orange big bad wolf. Luckily this generations Deep Throat gave us an update stating he's not doing well and they are trying to keep him upright after she overheard it from her mom.
But we must give credit where it's due and that is with the question of the day from a reporter who asked Trump if he was the superspreader
Nothing like becoming the Typhoid Mary of this generation, fatty.
He then stood on the Truman balcony and looked like a fat man who walked up a flight of stairs, huffing and puffing like an orange big bad wolf. Luckily this generations Deep Throat gave us an update stating he's not doing well and they are trying to keep him upright after she overheard it from her mom.
But we must give credit where it's due and that is with the question of the day from a reporter who asked Trump if he was the superspreader
Nothing like becoming the Typhoid Mary of this generation, fatty.
Sunday, October 4, 2020
Take on the Joy Ride
Trump decided to take a joyride because he was getting bored at Walter Reed hospital. He felt like exposing a few secret service officers was well worth getting a few minutes of fan adoration. Of course we all know how irresponsible this was and how unnecessary it is to expose the people who have sworn to protect you but even fiscal responsibility republicans would call this out for the expensive sham that it was
Saturday, October 3, 2020
Take on Trump’s hostage video
Trump give a highly edited speech to the American public from Walter Reed in what can only be described as a hostage style video. Trump without his typical makeup looked pale and old and seemed uneasy during the entire thing. We know that the White House has been far from forthcoming having gone from implying he was asymptomatic to having a few mild signs to a low grade fever to admitting they had him on oxygen with a fever topping 102.
We think he'll come out of this which will lead to a thousand "will this now change his tone" articles which is a complete waste of paper, ink and time.
But why has been the most laughable is FoxNews suggesting Biden should suspend his campaign while Trump is going through this. Can't remember if they did the same during the 2016campaign when Hillary stumbles with pneumonia.
We think he'll come out of this which will lead to a thousand "will this now change his tone" articles which is a complete waste of paper, ink and time.
But why has been the most laughable is FoxNews suggesting Biden should suspend his campaign while Trump is going through this. Can't remember if they did the same during the 2016campaign when Hillary stumbles with pneumonia.
Friday, October 2, 2020
Take on fat pale Trump.
Trump looked paler and fatter than usual in his goodbye video which was taken before he departed for Walter Reed hospital. People thought this might be a sign the virus had taken ahold of him, but I figure he couldn't get anybody to put on his orange bronzer and he was having too much trouble breathing to put on his corset.
We wish him well and how he's in perfect health when it comes to November 3rd so he can be in fully healthy when he gets his ass handed to him.
We wish him well and how he's in perfect health when it comes to November 3rd so he can be in fully healthy when he gets his ass handed to him.
Wednesday, September 30, 2020
Take on Trump’s attack on Ilhan Omar
Trump lives going after democratic lawmakers especially if they are women of color. He went after Ilhan Omar again today criticizing her for telling "us how to run our country"
The inconvenient truth is that Omar, like Trump, is a US citizen, so the country she wants to run is as much hers as it's his but that doesn't play with Trump. He sees two Americas, he sees the white Americans as the true ones and the rest as the outsiders whether they are black or brown, Latino or Asian, gay or straight. He wants to go back to the 1950s, he wants to see segregation, he wants his loyal followers to stand by
He's disgusting and every day our country has him as our leader is a day we hang our heads in shame
The inconvenient truth is that Omar, like Trump, is a US citizen, so the country she wants to run is as much hers as it's his but that doesn't play with Trump. He sees two Americas, he sees the white Americans as the true ones and the rest as the outsiders whether they are black or brown, Latino or Asian, gay or straight. He wants to go back to the 1950s, he wants to see segregation, he wants his loyal followers to stand by
He's disgusting and every day our country has him as our leader is a day we hang our heads in shame
Tuesday, September 29, 2020
Take on the first debate
An hour and a a half later, nobody feels like that was time well spent. Trump did what Trump does and ignored presidential protocol, civility or basic decency and disgraced himself and the office. Biden tried to stay above the fray but his unevenness didn't give anybody enthusiasm to run to the ballot box
This election comes down to one basic choice
Trump wants your vote because you believe that his destruction will benefit yourself
Biden expects your vote because he's not Trump
Biden looked old, tired and frustrated, none of which are looks of confidence. He got Botox and then cur his hair to look like Trump's which made him look sort of albino and he reminded me a lot of Jimmy Carter....at age 85
Trump looked obese, his entire body looks rectangular as it fills up the screen like a drawing of a kindergartener. He case across as nasty, uncivil and childish which his base will eat up
Nothing about today changed your mind about Trump. If you liked Trump this will only embolden that affection. If you liked Biden, you hate Trump more now than a few hours ago.
One campaign is based purely around Trump, the other is purely about not being Trump
This election comes down to one basic choice
Trump wants your vote because you believe that his destruction will benefit yourself
Biden expects your vote because he's not Trump
Biden looked old, tired and frustrated, none of which are looks of confidence. He got Botox and then cur his hair to look like Trump's which made him look sort of albino and he reminded me a lot of Jimmy Carter....at age 85
Trump looked obese, his entire body looks rectangular as it fills up the screen like a drawing of a kindergartener. He case across as nasty, uncivil and childish which his base will eat up
Nothing about today changed your mind about Trump. If you liked Trump this will only embolden that affection. If you liked Biden, you hate Trump more now than a few hours ago.
One campaign is based purely around Trump, the other is purely about not being Trump
Monday, September 28, 2020
Take on the 1 million dead
We've hit the grim 1 million people number after only 8 months of the coronavirus and it continuous to beg the question if true leadership could have stopped this much earlier. I don't think that Obama would have prevented the 200,000 dead Americans because half the country would not have believed him if he told you water was wet. They would have called the entire thing theatrical tyranny propped up to win an election.
This is the problem, we are a nation so cynical of the motives of the left that the sycophants goaded by Hannity and Tucker walk in front of a moving car if Trump told us it would make them younger or richer. The left can suffer from the same affliction but most of the time they aren't cuckoo crazy.
This is the problem, we are a nation so cynical of the motives of the left that the sycophants goaded by Hannity and Tucker walk in front of a moving car if Trump told us it would make them younger or richer. The left can suffer from the same affliction but most of the time they aren't cuckoo crazy.
Sunday, September 27, 2020
Take on the Trump tax dodge
The story of the day came out after what can only be described as an extraordinary fear of journalism as a twitter user mused.
What it detailed was that Trump paid $750 in taxes in the year he won the presidency..not $750,000, not $75,000 but $750. That's less than he pays women to not talk about having sex with him
But the story should be about the $421 million he's indebted at this point. We figure some of it is to Deutsche Bank and the rest is funneled to daddy Putin
And as president of our country that means we are now indebted to Putin.
Thanks Trump
What it detailed was that Trump paid $750 in taxes in the year he won the presidency..not $750,000, not $75,000 but $750. That's less than he pays women to not talk about having sex with him
But the story should be about the $421 million he's indebted at this point. We figure some of it is to Deutsche Bank and the rest is funneled to daddy Putin
And as president of our country that means we are now indebted to Putin.
Thanks Trump
Saturday, September 26, 2020
Take on Amy Coney Barrett
Well nobody was shocked but Trump mad it official when he nominated Amy Coney Barrett to succeed RBG. We know that the GOP is already committed
to go back on their word about not confirming a new justice in an election year so the hypocrisy will ring true. Of course the most important part will be the note in the senate which will come right on the even of the election, a perfect tableau for the end of 2020
We know that Mitch always had something up his sleeve, the question is does Chuck have something up his?? With him I sort of doubt it but nothing seems normal anymore
Oh, and she sucks
to go back on their word about not confirming a new justice in an election year so the hypocrisy will ring true. Of course the most important part will be the note in the senate which will come right on the even of the election, a perfect tableau for the end of 2020
We know that Mitch always had something up his sleeve, the question is does Chuck have something up his?? With him I sort of doubt it but nothing seems normal anymore
Oh, and she sucks
Friday, September 25, 2020
Take on Amy Coney Barrett
Amy Coney Barrett will likely be the newest member of the Supreme Court of the high court as the democrats will have been outflanked again. They all assumed the GOP would hold their word and be able to argue the moral high ground but it was not a surprise to this editorial board that they had lost the chance to win that argument years ago and there was no way they'd let this opportunity be one they passed on.
The only hope now is that Romney is playing the long game and will vote no in the confirmation hearing which will be the saving grace before we fall head first into a dramatic shift the balance of power which might take a decade to recover from
The only hope now is that Romney is playing the long game and will vote no in the confirmation hearing which will be the saving grace before we fall head first into a dramatic shift the balance of power which might take a decade to recover from
Thursday, September 24, 2020
Take on Trump(doesn’t)care
Trump's been a frequent critic of Obamacare and he's gone to court to try to blow it up bur today he revealed that his America First healthcare plan is just a lame ripoff of Obamacare.
His signature part is a preexisting conditions provision which is exactly what Obamacare did. He wa light on real detail even-though he's been promising his major health care reveal for weeks. Most likely it won't be anything and will fall flat except for those who hate Obamacare and will just be happy if it got rebranded as Trump(doesn't)Care
His signature part is a preexisting conditions provision which is exactly what Obamacare did. He wa light on real detail even-though he's been promising his major health care reveal for weeks. Most likely it won't be anything and will fall flat except for those who hate Obamacare and will just be happy if it got rebranded as Trump(doesn't)Care
Wednesday, September 23, 2020
Take on the transfer of power
There is no way that Trump was going to allow for a peaceful transferral of power He's spent the last year convincing his supporters that the entire thing is rigged by the democrats knowing they are all armed to the gills. Our country has not been at this kind of crossroad in a long time and Trump knows he can leave his mark in this country like a wet fart in a clean pair of tidy whities.
This election can't come soon enough, when we take our country back from tyranny of a madman but I'm fearful of what country we will have left
This election can't come soon enough, when we take our country back from tyranny of a madman but I'm fearful of what country we will have left
Tuesday, September 22, 2020
Take on Trump’s take on Ilhan Omar
Trump is going all in with his nativism telling his crowd of worshipers that she shouldn't tell us how to run our country because the country she's from isn't that great.
This is dripping with racism but nobody around him calls him out for it or even pretends to care. This is our country, people just pushing the limits to what they can get away with saying, it's like the last five years we've regressed back to the 50's. How long before these lunatics suggest we have "colored only" bathrooms and entrances and asking people to segregate on a bus
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Monday, September 21, 2020
Take on Putin’s soft spot
When Trump goes to bed at night he must feel comforted knowing Putin's got him by his ball sack as he pretends it's a Russian lady of the night. There has never been a more obvious situation where a president has been compromised than what we see out of Trump but somehow it doesn't grab any headlines anymore. Trump has never stood up to Trump, or any other dictator, but he's got a real soft spot for Putin and sadly that soft-spot is uncovered spot in our nation's heart.
Sunday, September 20, 2020
Take on Trump’s handling of the pandemic
Trump
Told Bob Woodward that he's give himself an A grade for his own handling of the pandemic which is at surprising because he's a narcissistic psycho. The fact that he can't so much as say that not everything he did was perfect even in private conversations tells you that he's completely incapable of seeing the truth and keeping him In power for another four years could be the death to our country
Told Bob Woodward that he's give himself an A grade for his own handling of the pandemic which is at surprising because he's a narcissistic psycho. The fact that he can't so much as say that not everything he did was perfect even in private conversations tells you that he's completely incapable of seeing the truth and keeping him In power for another four years could be the death to our country
Saturday, September 19, 2020
Take on Trump going quietly into the night
Trump said today that if he loses to Biden he might just disappear and nobody will ever hear from him again which is as unlikely to happening as me winning the lottery while not actually buying a ticket. If there is one things the last four+ years have proven it's that Trump loves the political spotlight and he revels in the political fight. If he were to lose, it's unlikely he'll go quietly into the night as other presidents have done vowing to not criticize the office. For all the issues we had with W, he never impeded the ability for Obama to get to work. He was never somebody vocally second guessing his successors decisions, he stayed above the fray. Obama has done the same only offering vague criticism cloaked in a larger battle than an individual man even as this nation has begged him to be more forceful in his critique.
But if he loses in two months Trump will be on Hannity nightly, he will second guess every decision Biden makes. He will never give the office a chance to breath and the media will lap it up
We have to hope for a devastating defeat, one that forces him to cower in a disappointment so great it will force him into exile
But if he loses in two months Trump will be on Hannity nightly, he will second guess every decision Biden makes. He will never give the office a chance to breath and the media will lap it up
We have to hope for a devastating defeat, one that forces him to cower in a disappointment so great it will force him into exile
Friday, September 18, 2020
Take on the notorious one
We all knew this could happen, we feared it but after the Merrick Garland fiasco, we knew snitch would have to be brought to face this situation again to see if he kept his word and bowers to let the Americans voter have a say or if he'd cower and ran through a nominee. We also all knew the answer to that question and it left us with the undeniable truth that McConnell has no morals whatsoever
I cannot believe the timing of this..not only will they be able to potentially get this over the line during the lame duck session but it will change the feel of the entire election. No longer will it be singularly about Donald Trump's failures but it will now allow right leaning voters who might otherwise sir this election out, to hold their noses and pull the lever for Trump
The entire election will turn on a single issue and that will pull the Republicans within striking distance of the Dems.
I cannot believe the timing of this..not only will they be able to potentially get this over the line during the lame duck session but it will change the feel of the entire election. No longer will it be singularly about Donald Trump's failures but it will now allow right leaning voters who might otherwise sir this election out, to hold their noses and pull the lever for Trump
The entire election will turn on a single issue and that will pull the Republicans within striking distance of the Dems.
Thursday, September 17, 2020
Take on the 1775 commission
What we need now, according to Trump, is a more patriotic educational mission. He's starting something called the 1776 commission which I think is a direct rebuke of the 1619 podcast.
Trumo doesn't understand anything past the whitewashed history we are taught and doesn't want to try. He's completely content living in his 1950's utopia where black people stay in their slums and white people move to their suburbs. Time to not make classes discussing the difficulties of race in our country as an elective but to force it into the core curriculum
His slogan should really be Make America White Again because that seems like his ultimate goal
Trumo doesn't understand anything past the whitewashed history we are taught and doesn't want to try. He's completely content living in his 1950's utopia where black people stay in their slums and white people move to their suburbs. Time to not make classes discussing the difficulties of race in our country as an elective but to force it into the core curriculum
His slogan should really be Make America White Again because that seems like his ultimate goal
Wednesday, September 16, 2020
Take on Trump’s statistics
Trump's latest take on the pandemic is that if you take the blue states out, we would look rosy which is an interesting way to look at things. He then went on to say that these blue states should open up which I'm sure will do wonders for their death numbers but we digress
Trump has never looked at his job as one representing all Americans, he's completely content representing only the Americans that vote for him and he does it unapologetically. How the GOP has let him piss all over any ideals or morals they (claimed to) have is going to be one of the great political studies of our grandchildren's college careers
Trump has never looked at his job as one representing all Americans, he's completely content representing only the Americans that vote for him and he does it unapologetically. How the GOP has let him piss all over any ideals or morals they (claimed to) have is going to be one of the great political studies of our grandchildren's college careers
Tuesday, September 15, 2020
Take on the case for more testing
Trump discussing the US mortality rate with George Stephanopoulos came to one of those Trump moments where he steps on his own tie, falls on his face directly into a piling pile of dog shit and his supporters give him a perfect 10 on the dismount
George asks him about the excess mortality rate and Trump says it's amongst the best which is already a lie. The next comment is about the fact that despite only have 4% of the world population we have 20% of the deaths to which Trump responds with the tried and true "but we test more".
Great answer Don, I think you are now claiming that more testing leads to more deaths which is a funny way of looking at it
Anyway, at least he didn't make any dumb comments about herd mentality.
George asks him about the excess mortality rate and Trump says it's amongst the best which is already a lie. The next comment is about the fact that despite only have 4% of the world population we have 20% of the deaths to which Trump responds with the tried and true "but we test more".
Great answer Don, I think you are now claiming that more testing leads to more deaths which is a funny way of looking at it
Anyway, at least he didn't make any dumb comments about herd mentality.
Monday, September 14, 2020
Take on the end of the peaceful transition
One thing I would bet my house on is that if Trump loses the election, he will call fraught, ballot box stuffing, illegal immigrants being bused in and every other conspiracy theory under the sun. It doesn't matter if he loses the popular vote by 6 million votes this time, he will claim it was rigged
And he will not leave. He will have one gigantic temper tantrum and he will refuse to leave
He will direct Bill Barr to try to push back the transition date, he will never leave willingly and if the GW Bush team was annoyed by the Clinton staffers removing the W's on their keyboards , wait till Biden's team shows up and find out Trump had Melania pee on him in theLincoln bedroom
And he will not leave. He will have one gigantic temper tantrum and he will refuse to leave
He will direct Bill Barr to try to push back the transition date, he will never leave willingly and if the GW Bush team was annoyed by the Clinton staffers removing the W's on their keyboards , wait till Biden's team shows up and find out Trump had Melania pee on him in theLincoln bedroom
Sunday, September 13, 2020
Take on the indoor Petri dish rally
Trumo decided to infect an entire arena of people as part of his strategy to have to stop working. It's hard to tell what his strategy is but I won't go for indoor dining at 25% capacity and these Trumpettes
are going to be French kissing and cupping each other's balls in an arena like they are at a Cher concert
Good luck dummies
are going to be French kissing and cupping each other's balls in an arena like they are at a Cher concert
Good luck dummies
Saturday, September 12, 2020
Take on the MAGA graveyard
Trump posted a photo which can beat be described as a MAGA graveyard with a big THANK YOU caption
I get that he's not a smart man and maybe this is just one of those times he's foreshadowing the inevitable but shouldn't somebody be doing a QC check before the leader of the free world sends this out?
I get that he's not a smart man and maybe this is just one of those times he's foreshadowing the inevitable but shouldn't somebody be doing a QC check before the leader of the free world sends this out?
Friday, September 11, 2020
Take on Melania’s pledge
When Melania stood awkwardly while her husband mouthed the pledge of allegiance, something seemed up. She didn't follow suit, she didn't even try. There was no part of her which gave you confidence that she even knew the words
And I'm ok with that, just like I'm ok with a football player kneeling to show the world how broken our criminal justice system is. But sadly the Trump fanboys won't be as consistent and won't kill her for this even as they've killed Kap . Because like most things, their conviction lies not in a moral position, it's lies in a deep need to own the libs.
I have doubts she even knows the words to it just like I have doubts Trump can recite the Lord's Prayer.
And I'm ok with that, just like I'm ok with a football player kneeling to show the world how broken our criminal justice system is. But sadly the Trump fanboys won't be as consistent and won't kill her for this even as they've killed Kap . Because like most things, their conviction lies not in a moral position, it's lies in a deep need to own the libs.
I have doubts she even knows the words to it just like I have doubts Trump can recite the Lord's Prayer.
Thursday, September 10, 2020
Take on Kim Jong Un’s health
Trump gave us a health assessment on Jim Jong Un declaring that he's in good health. I'm not sure why the health of a dictator is more important than say the health of 200,000 Americans especially in the eve of 9/11 but this is Trump
He doesn't see anything wrong with wishing Kim well or kissing Putin's ass but god forbid Merkel farts in his direction.
He doesn't see anything wrong with wishing Kim well or kissing Putin's ass but god forbid Merkel farts in his direction.
Wednesday, September 9, 2020
Take on the Woodward book
The entire Woodward book is going to be a doozy and most of the attention has been paid to the fact he purposely underplayed the pandemic.
But Trump has a throwaway comment about how he's developed this super duper secret nuclear weapon system which nobody knows about... this was like the time he told those Russian ambassadors too state secrets to show off.
But here we have it, tweedle dumb is so consumed by his own self that he can't even see the freight train coming right at him...or maybe it's heading straight at us.
But Trump has a throwaway comment about how he's developed this super duper secret nuclear weapon system which nobody knows about... this was like the time he told those Russian ambassadors too state secrets to show off.
But here we have it, tweedle dumb is so consumed by his own self that he can't even see the freight train coming right at him...or maybe it's heading straight at us.
Tuesday, September 8, 2020
Take on the Latino voting bloc
The idea that Latinos will bite in lockstep has never been true and the idea that some kid from Honduras is kept in a cage has almost no impact on a Floridian of Cuban descent.
The truth is that at this point, Trump has a much stronger grip on those voters than anybody could imagine and the way that Biden overcomes his lack of enthusiasm from that community by getting a huge outreach from both the black and the yoga going, vegan, latte drinking liberals and pulling the middle class white vote away from the darkness and into the light
I'm starting to it feel good about November and don't think my heart can take another of these.
The truth is that at this point, Trump has a much stronger grip on those voters than anybody could imagine and the way that Biden overcomes his lack of enthusiasm from that community by getting a huge outreach from both the black and the yoga going, vegan, latte drinking liberals and pulling the middle class white vote away from the darkness and into the light
I'm starting to it feel good about November and don't think my heart can take another of these.
Monday, September 7, 2020
Take on Trump’s reversal on the military and its budget
Trump has been trying to distance himself from a story in The Atlantic which shows him disparaging dammed troops and showing an almost entire lack of empathy to those who have fallen to protect our country
In his effort he decided to attack the pentagon and senior leadership who he said were only looking to start another costly war which would only make the military contractors rich. It's an interesting theory to try to show you love the military by...knocking the military. In this case, he's actually right, we do spend way too much on bombs and guns and jets while we can't seem to ever have enough money to educate our children, repair our roads, provide healthcare and any number of other projects which may have some real value
But its. It as if Trump believe it, this is the same embarrassment who has touted the money he's spent on the military, so like most things, he's full of orange crap.
In his effort he decided to attack the pentagon and senior leadership who he said were only looking to start another costly war which would only make the military contractors rich. It's an interesting theory to try to show you love the military by...knocking the military. In this case, he's actually right, we do spend way too much on bombs and guns and jets while we can't seem to ever have enough money to educate our children, repair our roads, provide healthcare and any number of other projects which may have some real value
But its. It as if Trump believe it, this is the same embarrassment who has touted the money he's spent on the military, so like most things, he's full of orange crap.
Sunday, September 6, 2020
Take on Trump’s take on the 1619 project
Trump got his panties wet when he found out that California will be using the 1619 project as part of its curriculum in schools. We all know that we were given a white washed version of US history when we were in high school but the idea of setting the record straight and acknowledging that we, as a country, have a dark past is some kind of political statement is ludicrous. We have to know that what we were taught and what out children are taught is nothing short of gross negligence at it's best case and dedicated burial of an awful history at its most honest.
Saturday, September 5, 2020
Take on the boat parade
I've been wondering what makes voters such imbeciles when it comes to their political views. It's a weird fraternity of five million dollars yachts, guys in $5k beaters, people who take cruises and average Joe fishermen in a row-boat but they all see to love everything about Trump
But today it all came to a perfect crescendo when a bunch of their boats sank a as they were parading down some river in Texas. I hope nobody got hurt but it's beyond funny to see these Trump flag waving selfish sycophants have to throw their 300 lb bodies into the surf while trying to decide whether to save their youngest child or their box of donuts
Good luck guys, hope you had insurance
But today it all came to a perfect crescendo when a bunch of their boats sank a as they were parading down some river in Texas. I hope nobody got hurt but it's beyond funny to see these Trump flag waving selfish sycophants have to throw their 300 lb bodies into the surf while trying to decide whether to save their youngest child or their box of donuts
Good luck guys, hope you had insurance
Friday, September 4, 2020
Take on Melania
Melania stepped into the Atlantic story about Trump's disdain for our troops with the type of tweet you know she'd never dictate herself. The grammar was solid, the message was unambiguous and the entire core of it was boring. It's obvious that this story has struck a cord when they have to parade Melania whose closest step towards the military is having banged a small regiment of Slovenian infantrymen back in her day.
But this is what we are up to now, a woman who backed birtherism is telling others about fake courses.
But this is what we are up to now, a woman who backed birtherism is telling others about fake courses.
Thursday, September 3, 2020
Take on Trump’s disdain for the military
We all know that a Trump doesn't understand the ultimate sacrifice that American soldiers make in defense of our flag. His entire worldview is that those who serve are suckers as there is no glory when there is no money.
This is the issue with Trump's supporters, they can claim that he's a pro military president but when it comes down to it he's a president without empathy.
He may want to buy a lot more bombs but he doesn't care to invest in the human toll.
This is the issue with Trump's supporters, they can claim that he's a pro military president but when it comes down to it he's a president without empathy.
He may want to buy a lot more bombs but he doesn't care to invest in the human toll.
Wednesday, September 2, 2020
Take on Trump’s take on Trump’s America
Trump has spent the last few months telling us all that under Biden we will have a Trumplike America that only he can prevent. Last the absurdity of the argument lies his belief that his supporters are dumb enough to not just actually believe it but have not ability for their own critical thought that they'd let the argument slide
The concept of The Buck Stops Here is something that is as foreign to Trump as the election help he got in 2016
We will likely see a revitalized far right win-lose or draw and in fairness to Trump's anti-utopian message, they will bring destruction to America cities if Trump losses which basically turns it into a vote for Trump or a munch of skinheads start running the streets
The concept of The Buck Stops Here is something that is as foreign to Trump as the election help he got in 2016
We will likely see a revitalized far right win-lose or draw and in fairness to Trump's anti-utopian message, they will bring destruction to America cities if Trump losses which basically turns it into a vote for Trump or a munch of skinheads start running the streets
Tuesday, September 1, 2020
Take on awful Susan Collina
Nobody has less of a spine than Susan Collins. She has done less for the American people than just about anybody in any position of power and continues to embarrass herself with her wavering not wavering position on Trump
Today she said she doesn't endorse Trump but made sure to mention that it don't mean she doesn't fully support every last bit of his miserable agenda
But now we are to the point where we can finally fire her.. and there would be no more gratifying and satisfying feeling that flushing Collins, Lindsey and Mitch down the Democratic toilet.
Today she said she doesn't endorse Trump but made sure to mention that it don't mean she doesn't fully support every last bit of his miserable agenda
But now we are to the point where we can finally fire her.. and there would be no more gratifying and satisfying feeling that flushing Collins, Lindsey and Mitch down the Democratic toilet.
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