Take on Lane Kiffin

College sports have become so completely disgusting with the way they have monetized every step of not. The NIL, the transfer portal and all the meaningless bowls aside. Allowing a coach to leave mid season and strong arm his staff into doing the same is the epitome of a broken system. Lane Kiffen is an OK head coach, he hasn't won anything and seems to overachieve with lower level teams dnd under achieve with premier programs. So this move to LSU will likely be another crap drain on Kiffin's boxer shorts but since everybody is getting rich, nobody cares

The on the endless war

I'm sure we are going to war, I'm sure we will lose good men and women said war and I'm sure we will make lifelong enemies. I'm sure Trump doesn't care and I'm sure he's convinced that we will never get out of our own way if we continue this mentality to colonialism. The shining city upon the hill is a crumbling ghetto

Take on an economy of terror.

We've been worried about the fact our government is dealing in an economy of terror. We have decided it was ok to kill boaters without any due process. Pistol Pete Hegseth is the head of this organization who doesn't like the fact that he has to abide by rules of war but when the commander in chief says it's ok, and we know he has immunity, we have given up any sense of righteousness. This is our new America and I don't recognize it.

Take on Karoline Leavitt m

We know that Karoline Leavitt is a worthless human and reading about her nephew's mom being picked up by ICE tells you all you need to know about her. We have watched her be an unapologetic mouthpiece for this administration and has done nothing to help the most vulnerable. Now he own family is affected and in still not sure she gives a crap. May she fall into a pool of busted silicon, hairspray and Botox.

Take on the shark jump

I wanted to like the last season of stranger things but between the time lapse, the issue that the kids are all like 30 years old and little problem that they keep going back to the same the stories. All the kids are now winy tools, the lot interests are forced and even the nostalgia has run its course. I feel like every episode is just a rehash of another one, they even mention the deja vu thing in this episodes because we have all seen this before. It's like when in star wars they had to blow up the Death Star again.

Time to put this thing out of its misery.

Take on the old man

Trump seems to have gotten old overnight. We know he's likely had some kind of stroke as he can't seem to play golf anymore and has those weird makes on his hands but the way he looks lately, it's obvious he has just gotten to that place where he should spend the ref of his days looking at birds and eating jello. I think the entire thing seems like a great bide. Send grandpa to the old person home and let him yell at a few squirrels.

Take on the Mark Kelly moment

The attack on Mark Kelly tells you everything you need to know about this moment. This is Pistol Pete Hegseth doing what he does which is basically destroy any credibly his department has in order go kiss up to the orange jubilee. There has been no better patriot than Kelly and nobody who's gone through more who is presently sending in congress. I can't imagine the hell these aholes have signed themselves up for.

Take on the uproar about the mtg pension

I swear I don't understand why people are up in arms that MTG chose to resign on January 5th, ensuring she get her pension. First of all, it's a relatively small pension, not one that in the grand scheme will mean anything and not one she can collect till she's in her 60's. Secondly, any person could do exactly the same. Think about yourself in any situation where if you left your job today, you get nothing or leave in two months right after your Christmas break and you'd guarantee yourself a pension. Who in their right mind would to leave today??

Take on the Mamdani and Trump meetup

I wish anybody looked at me the way Trump looks at Mamdani. I watched part of their joint press conference and to say Trump was smitten would be an understatement. I have seen him sort of grovel to autocratic leaders before but this was different. This was him genuinely wanting to get his attention and it wasn't quite working.

Take on JD in a tuxedo shirt.





No one lookalike a bigger douche-bag than JD Vance in a tuxedo.  He looks like a modern Bruce Vilanch Not only does he have a brown stain on his shirt, the shirt is what you put a little kid in to dress him up.  And this thing looks like it's a size or two too small for his giant man boobs.   Can somebody please tell JD and his boss that a proper fitting suit shouldn't be this much of a challenge. 

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Take on Piggy Leavitt

when Karoline Leavitt tried to justify Trump calling a reporter Piggy, we were struck with the irony of the fact that when you see her face on you can see her nostrils. She's not an attractive human, this is well known, but she's always had that Miss Piggy look!going for her which now doesn't seem nearly as endearing.

Take on the Bump suit

Trump's suit when he meet MBS this week tells you all you need to know about him. For a guy who claims to be a billionaire and who thrives on knocking others for their appearance shows up looking like he slept on a city bench for the night cracked out on Butterfingers and Mara bars. The guy is a complete embarrassment to our country.

The on the Epstein files

The sudden release of the Epstein files smells so rotten. These GOP has spent a year hiding from it but all of a sudden they all want it releases which I'm sure mean that he's been totally bleached. We know that Trump accused Hillary is this which is just another confession, we are find to get pages of retractions in the best case scenario.

The on dead man walking

I'm convinced that Trump won't make it through his second term. I thought maybe he'd be impeached but now I'm guessing he's going to just keel over. The guy looks absolutely horrible, he's obviously going through stages of dementia and he can't use one of his arms. You know when this jackass hasn't played golf in months, something is up

We will use TOR on the day he croaks to drop our last post. Ding Dong the Witch is dead

The on the tone of the Epstein emails

The one thing the Epstein trove tells me is that we've been told he's some really smart finance guy who was able to have relationships with many of the most influential people in the world but he wrote emails like a 14 year old middle
school girl. I can't tell you why half the stuff he said meant but it was like was confusing his Gmail account and his AOL messenger one. It's disturbingly stupid.

Take on Butt Champagne

There are some products out there that I don't need and there are some products out there I thought I didn't need. I'm putting butt champagne in the former category even if my local pharmacist is trying to get me to buy it every time I walk into the place. I'm not sure what it does but I don't see the words butt and champagne going well together.

Take on Trump lowering tariffs on coffee, beef and fruits

We know that Trump is not a serious student of economics which is actually us understating it. My middle school miss is not a serious student of global economics but she doesn't pretend she is and certainly doesn't act upon it that can affect millions. Trump on the other hand doesn't think things though, he just acts and we suffer. This is an awful time to be alive

Take on the presidential blowjob

The fact Trump blew Bill Clinton is a visual I will never get out of my head. We knew he was a sick bastard and we also knew Bubba is a kinky mothersucker but this was something I hadn't considered. Feel bad for Venezuela tonight.

Take on the pedophile cabal

We all knew that Trump as all over the Epstein files mostly because his entire sycophant posse is doing everything in their power to stop it. But what gets me is that for years these crazies at QAnon have been telling us about some pedophile cabal running out of the back of some pizza joint frequented by the Clintons. I've said they were nuts but the pre I think about it, they seem like they had it pegged pretty darn close.

Take on war pigs

Venezuela is getting ready for war and I'm staring to think that Trump isn't the no war president he claimed to be. We've indiscriminately bombed a bunch of fishermen who may or may not be smuggling drugs to the Caribbean. This is what happens when you change the name to the Department of War. You are looking for a fight.

Take on the interior decorator

Everybody seems to be caught up in strums recent redecorating which is admittedly awful but once again takes way from the fact he's taking health insurance and food stamps from people. This is the game, do something outrageous to cover up the last outrageous thing you did. It's a Ponzi scheme for corruption

Take on the end to the shutdown

What was the point of the shutdown? The democrats caved when the heat got too high in the kitchen and now we are back to cow towing to the GOP again. I don't know what prompted a bunch of these losers to support Trump after like 5 weeks of having a backbone but it's on their record and their conscious.

Take on the Trump Bump

Trump has proven himself to be a completely heartless pig but the fact he's coming off this terrible week is fitting. RFK Jr and Dr Oz called him out for being fat and lazy at least sort of. He has spent more time and money refurbishing the bathroom in the Lincoln bedroom than she has done anything for poor people. He blows donkey ducks

Take on the wizard of Oz

The Trump photo in the Oval Office while the dude was having a bear attack is one that will go down in infamy. We know he doesn't have a heart, we know he's a coward and we're pretty sure dementia is riddling his brain. We have a Oz and a grand wizard. Trump just just needs a blue dress and a little dog.

Take on a terrible job market.

The October job numbers should normally be released tomorrow but with the shutdown, they won't be and this is music to Trump's ears. Mostly because we all know the job market is awful and the economy is shedding jobs which lead him to fire the ones reporting on it. But this shutdown came at a perfect time for Trump as those abysmal numbers can be hidden and of things turn around, they can just claim it was a blip. Anyway, here's to millions of unemployed people who also aren't getting their SNAP benefits. Trump loves you like he loves that guy who had the heart attack today.

Take on the FAA shutdown

As if traveling doesn't suck enough already, the FAA will reduce traffic on Friday by 10% which will mean that there will miserable delays all over the place and cancellations which will affect hundreds of thousands. But the government you vote for is the one you get. What is amazing is how little oxygen this shutdown seems to have gotten, it's as if we as a country are collectively fine with the government no long we able to function and the millions of government employees going on food stamps...oh wait

Take on Former Vice President Dick Cheney dead at 84

When I saw Dick Cheney was dead my first thought was vindication off the hundred of thousand of dead people left in his wake. Of course the jokes write themselves when it comes to this level of war criminal but I will say he had two things late in his life which could be commended. He never embraced Trump and his daughter is a true patriot.

Take on the Trump endorsement

Nothing should make you want to run to the polls to vote for Mamdani than Trump giving his full endorsement to Andrew Cuomo. We know that he's got no sway in NYC but I guess he could pull some Sliwa voters to Cuomo with this. But anybody who ran read between the lines is able to see it's just one sexual predator protecting another.

Take on the frozen burrito

There aren't many days where you feel like a celebrity's death warrants a heartfelt condolence to their fans but when the guy who invented the dozen burrito died, we all mourn. I don't know what exactly is in one of that thing but I did know I've had dozens of them between the age of 21 and 21 and a half. Those things were deadly and I can still feel the aftershocks .

Take on No New Wars

Th no new wars president is sure likes to start new wars With all of the indiscriminate bombing you know this just isn't going to end well. If this is is the kind of thing that they were doing to our fishermen's we'd be sending the marines out to take care of business .
So much for the guy who claims to not want war and also renames the DoD to the Departmwnt of War.