Take on the addiction

The expectation is that 140 Republican will object to the Electoral College results next week.meaning that they obviously don't stand for free elections and also not for convention and rules

The act hasn't shocking, these are sycophants who seem to only get their own self worth from occasional shoutouts from Trump and they realize that when he's gone they will have to stand on their own two feet which must be scary when they've been getting pulled on his coattails.

The best thing is that there is no way Trump knows any of these idiots and in three months will have no interest in campaigning for them.

So they sell their souls to the devil only for the pleasure of being in his sphere for a minute more. He's like heroin

Take on Trump’s return to DC

Trump said he would skip his $1000 per year Rockin' New Year's Eve bash to go back to DC early. If he were any other president during a pandemic, you would think he'd be busy questioning why Operation Warp Speed was acting like the tortoise. You'd think he'd be making sure he's force Congress into the $2000 a person Covid relief he started to champion. You'd think he'd go to DC if for now other reason than the optics but with Trump, it alway seems more sinister

He's up to something snd he will make sure the last 21 days of his presidency will make it near impossible for Biden to take over successfully.

The stink of this presidency will hang over us for decades

Take on Mitch

There aren't many people in America who I despise more than Bitch McConnell. His entire resume is a combination of trying to make sure nothing positive happens under a Democratic president and doing nothing good at all while serving under a Republican president.
His refusal to allow a vote to give people in need $2000 of their own money back.
This is Mitch in a nutshell, give corporations and millionaires a tax break and Mitch is first in line to take a bow
Give money to people who have lost jobs or taken pay cuts during a once in a century pandemic and he's happy to leave them starving. Mainly because those people aren't going to stuff his coffers like the millionaires will for their tax cuts.

Take on that blue line flag.

I have nothing against law enforcement and have shown nothing but support for their job over my life. Ask my buddies about me shouting during 41 Shots at MSG in about 2003. I could have been convinced to have one of those flags with the blue line to show my support but it's very quickly become the new confederate flag, it's almost a socially acceptable way of showing bigotry.
I'm sure this wasn't the intention but when I see one of those flags waving or a similar lawn sign I have two thoughts

Chances of them having voted for Trump..95%
Chances of them having using N word regularly ..similar


Plus whatever happens to the rule that you couldn't turn the Stars and Stripes into anything other than just the original flag. You can't change it or turn it into a pit of underwear or whatever

Take on Liddle Marco

There really is no more despicable person that Marco Rubio. He is one who has sold his soul to the devil of Trump mostly for fear of getting primaried by Ivanka.
His tweet about Tony Fauci tells you all you need to know about a healthy 49 year older guy who cut the vaccine line even though he's done nothing to help try to stem to tide of this disease
He's a miserable human who has proven himself nothing more than a shill for Trump

Pathetic

Take on the bombing suspect

The Nashville explosion is now being called an apparent suicide which might be true but either way the fact that our president hasn't made a statement about this is troubling. Most likely he's waiting to find out if the suspect is a Trump supporter because if he's not, and if happens to have a Muslim last name, he's going to go nuts.
I suspect this guy worked at AT&T and got recently laid off and this was his revenge but it wouldn't shock me if this was some Rigged Election Tucker Carlson fanboy either

Take on the greatest Christmas never

There is no more exhausting week than the one right before Christmas. Between the cards, the office gifts, the wrapping, the kids anxiety and the endless delivery of Amazon boxes, it turns me into a regular Grinch.
But after it's all wrapped and places under the tree, we as parents should be able to sit back and enjoy our kids experiencing true magic, but we can't ever be that lucky. The fighting happens almost immediately, the tears flow predictably and the gifts get thrown around indiscriminately.
But th worst part is that I spend the next four hours building a bunch of random plastic toys which everybody in my house knows that will be something littered at the bottom of a closet in days. But here I am, spending 20 minutes installing some random piece electronic when all I want to do is drown myself in coffee.

Take on Many Calls and Meetings

The press fallout for Trump's last couple of days has this off sentence. "His schedule includes many meeting and calls".
Trump has tried so hard to convince everybody he's a workaholic when in fact he is likely the laziest president we have ever had, never acting like the job is anything other than an opportunity to force people to listen to some random diatribe.
But he knows he's a lazy fool, so be convinced his press Secretary to dump that line in there when everybody knows he'll just be playing golf...again

Take on the rotten pardons

Trump continued his retirement tour with 16 new pardons including high profile buddies and family members. Roger Stone and Pauly Manafort were obvious choices as they lied and lied and lied again for his benefit. Charles Kushner was obvious too but wasn't one I was thinking of.
I have to wonder how the Drain the Swamp crowd is thinking about this and the mental gymnastics they are pulling to justify these pardons.

Although they should probably hold their disgust until the Eric, Junior, Ivanka and Jared pardons come in a few days

Take on the pardons

There is nothing I find more noxious than the power of the pardon. I can't think of a good reason a president has been granted this ability as every pardon i can recall from Clinton to Bush to Obama's have all felt dirty. But nothing will come close to what Trump has done and will continue to do. Every confidant who lied for him, every GOP politician who defrauded our country, every contractor who shot up a bunch of innocent Iraqis must feel good today because Trump is like Santa Claus just giving out pardons and immunity like they are cheap candy canes

But he's waiting for the big ones..Kushner, Ivanka, Junior, Rudy and himself

It's all coming in a few short weeks

Take on the new strain

WTF man!! As if 2020 hasn't been enough of the suck, the UK is now dealing with a new strain of Covid which is more transmissible than the one we're dealing with which has kept me from entering another house in nearly a year.
I have no idea what this means for the vaccine but I have to think a new strain would need a new strain vaccine which may make the one we're all waiting on line for obsolete before they get past the M's in the alphabet.
If this new version basically will inhabit you if you look at it cross which means we're all pretty well screwed. 2021 is gonna be off the hook

Take on the first recipients

Somehow Covid deniers like Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham and Marco Rubio were all able to jump the line and get vaccinated which front line medical professionals wait in queue. It was always going to be a sloppy rollout but the idea that people who have spent the last 10 months spreading the virus are now getting vaccinated within the first week show exactly how swampy the swamp really is

And what's worse is that now that they are vaccinated, they will use it all as all license to act like a bigger bunch of maskless tools


And Mitch's doctor looks like a Klansman

Take on the final chapter

Nothing give me greater confidence in Biden than his commitment to the Paris Climate Agreement mostly because anything Trump is so vehemently against has to be good.
The days of this miserable administration are numbered and within a bit over a month we will have adults back in charge but the fear we all have is that the amount of damage these guys can have on their way our the door is almost limitless. One thing I'm sure about is that he'll make sure to leave a key for the back door for his buddy Putin.

Take on The Guardians

I hated the idea of The Space Force from its infancy, it was never explained and it's cost certainly not justified and it always just sounded like something a group of 9 years olds would come up with. The fact that Trump and Pence were hawking it convinced us alll it was a terrible idea but nothing made it more true then when they named them. They did not get the monitor soldiers or Marines but instead are dubbed Guardians.
The entire administration's pet goal to somehow inflate the pentagon's budget even further is working swimmingly which seems totally sensible in the middle of a pandemic caused recession

Take on the vaccine queue

I'm all for the most vulnerable people getting the vaccine and will never deny a front line healthcare worker from getting one but at that point this vaccine is going to come down to have's and the have nots. The idea that people who haven't been careful throughout the pandemic will get this ahead of those who have given up everything is infuriating. The fact that people who lived unhealthy lifestyles will get ahead in the line is too. And when Kanye and Kim and Alec Baldwin all start bragging about having gotten it, I'm going to flip

After the elderly and Covid doctors and nurses but if you've ever been in a movie or a TV show you get kicked to the absolute back, don't collect $100 and see you next year

Take on the presidential memoir

As Barack Obama's memoir breaks records, it begs the question of Trump will have a memoir and if so, who will write it for him. We all know that Trump will likely move a lot of copies even if he has to get the GOP to buy them like they did for Junior's book and also know that if a Trump is involved it will be self serving but mostly we wonder if it can be longer than about 20 pages as by that time Trump will be bored.
Anyway, it's also interesting to see if it can be published from prison

Take on those who refuse to take the vaccine

As the vaccines roll out around the country, there is a real question as to who will take them and who won't. I'm shocked how many people are in the non vaccine camp and figure the Venn diagram of people who won't take this vaccine and who refuse to wear a match looks a lot like a a perfect circle
I've had a horrible 2020 as have most of my friends, but when I speak to somebody whose kid was exposed and they say "quarantine smorantine" it drives me nuts. Here we are taking every precaution while friends and neighbors still treat this thing like the common cold because they "are over it"
I am happy about one thing, the more people that opt out means that I get to move up on the line. Like standing waiting for Space a mountain and the family in front of you gets ring by a bee or has an emergency bathroom trip.
As a buddy said earlier I see the vaccine as a Darwinism in practice

Take on the resignation of Bill Barr

When your presidency is so compromised that even Bill Barr has given up, I don't know what to think any more. Barr was going to make up for Jeff Sessions by being a complete sycophant but even he has some morals albeit took years to dig deep enough to actually find them. Barr refused to go along with Trump election fraud claims and he didn't release the Hunter Biden stuff both of which irked the Orange one and lead many to expect him to fire Barr. Barr beat him to the punch leaving his agency about 45 days till the administration implodes officially. I'm not sure what the point is, he certainly will always be seen as a Trump enabler and nothing he doesn't in this departure changes anything for me.

I'm sure he celebrated by hitting the all you can eat buffet dressed as Roseanne.

Take on the Russian hackers

Russian hackers broke into and likely have seen our most sensitive secrets which seems insane mainly because in this car and mouse game, the mouse keeps winning. What else is insane is why they'd worry about it now as they were getting the one for free from Trump. We know that in 45 short days that won't be the case, but getting caught before Biden gets inaugurated must mean it was pretty blatant.

Take on Dr Doctor

The Wall Street Journal decided to publish an opinion piece yesterday from some dude named Joseph Epstein which made his brother a Jeffrey roll over in his grave

He tried to make the case that Dr Jill Biden should drop the Dr. because she wasn't a medical doctor which makes your wonder if he'd say the same to Dr Martin Luther King. I'm not sure who is worthy of the Dr monitor for Epstein but I'm guessing he's a fan of Dr Oz and Dr Phil and probably knows a thing or two about Dr. Feelgood

Take on secession

The official GOP party in Texas put out a statement suggesting that other states join them in plans of secession. It's an interesting perspective from the party of Lincoln bur that doesn't seem to dawn on these guys.

What is clear is that a bunch of states who are net gainers of federal dollars are now going to go off on their own and starting their own shrine of Trump

Don't think you will actually succeed as this has been tried once before but I guess go nuts and spend a ton of money on stupidity

Take on the deadliest day

Covid claimed 3103 lives yesterday which ranks it as the fourth most deadly event in US history. We're talking higher than 9/11c higher than Pearl Harbor day, higher than the San Francisco earthquake

The only events higher than that are a hurricane which destroyed an entire city and two civil war battles

But yeah, keep not wearing a mask idiots

Take on Hunter

I'm not going to allow this to get dubbed some massive right wing conspiracy but this Hunter Biden story is one I'm already sick of. We all know he was unqualified to sit on any of these boards and had his last name been Righetti he would have been working at Mocha Joe's. As s a Biden supporter, I'd demand Joe stay out of any legitimate investigation into the dealings of Hunter. I hope for their sake he comes out clean as a whistle but for a guy who was banging his dead brother's widow, I sort of doubt he's squeaky clean

Take on the lame monolith

When that first monolith showed up in the Utah dessert I was intrigued. When the next one showed up in some town in Romania it was pretty obviously a hoax and then when a third one showed up in El Paso it became obvious that this is way played out

People can't let a good trick sit. They have to go and ruin it by making some ripoff metal statue

This has quickly become the metal version of the "helllloo" thing on Seinfeld

Take on the stubborn state

New Jerseyans helpful in trying to curb Covid? Fugetaboutit.

New Jersey has more crazies than even a reality show about The Shore could explain and people are so skeptical of everything that could possibly get them whacked that they refuse to participate in one of the most important aspects of keeping a few isolated cases into turning into an outbreak. It's disappointing to see but not surprising when you've lived in this state as long as I have.

This is one of the main reasons our numbers started to spike before those in surrounding states, because this entire state thinks it's got a little Tony Soprano in it.

Tss as me on Rudy’s diagnosis

One of the least surprising events happened today when Rudy tested positive for Covid. Mostly because he's a total trumpwhore who can't help himself from putting himself and other around him in danger mostly for the privilege of kissing Trump's ass

He's had quite a week. He had that hair blood dripping down his face. He ripped ass at that hearing and now he's checked in to a hospital and nobody thinks of him as some exemplary body of health. Chances he makes it out have to be 50/50 at this point.

Take on Microwaves

A few years ago there were these crazy happenings around the diplomatic mission in Cuba with a number of people getting weird sicknesses. There were all sort of theories floating around but the entire thing reminded me of the Magnets scene in Breaking Bad. Well two years BB basically nailed it with all of it being caused by pointed microwaves. I'm bot a fan of a microwave as it always makes your burrito soft but never quite knew it to be something that also made a bunch of diplomats winkies go soft

Take on the vaccine line

The New York Times out together an interactive tool (https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/12/03/opinion/covid-19-vaccine-timeline.html) to see where you would find yourself on the vaccination line.    I put in my age, occupation and some basic health information and clicked go

It then takes you to a screen which shows you where you'd be in line of roughly 500 people and I'd be number 498.   Except for two people, I'd be the least likely people to get this vaccine.   

I'm so done with this stupid virus, wear a mask over my mask and now I'm sure I'll get my vaccine sometime in 2022.    Pays to live a healthy lifestyle I guess 

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Take on Mitch

There isn't a man in America I despise more than Mitch The Bitch McConnell. It's party the fact he's a an obstructionist, it's partly because he's an opportunist and it's partly because his wife looks like a Kim Jong-Il.
But the other thing is he looks like he has no teeth when he smiles which seems weirdly appropriate

If for me to thinking that there is no state with two more god awful senators than Kentucky. Having both McConnell and Rand Paul sounds like pure torture

Take on the pandemic

People are done with the pandemic. They got a bit of freedom back and don't want to be shut back in their homes and we all can appreciate that...but at what point do we act like adults and do the right thing? I also would love to drink 5 beers and eat a bunch of wings and a burger every night but I'm an adult and I don't do stupid stuff just because I can.
What is most frustrating is that here is an end in sight now, the UK is starting vaccinating people this week and we should be the doing the same around the 10th. Within a few months there will be a herd like vaccination and we can go back to eating in restaurants, hugging our in-laws and going to Mexico..god forbid we have a bit of self control and hang on till then.

Take on the last 50 days

There is no doubt in my mind thy Trump will break every last dish he can on his way out the door. There were stories of Clinton staffers removing the W from keyboards which was sort of harmlessly lame but Trump won't do anything that boring. He'll likely steal the rugs, draw a mustache on the picture of George Washington (or more likely on the picture of Obama) and leave an upper decker in the residents quarters bathroom

He will also pardon every crook he's related to but unless your last name is Trump, getting a pardon won't be impossible, it will just cost you.

Take on Sunday travelers

Great news!! The pandemic is over!!


It seems nobody gives a crap anymore, everybody is flying all over the place, having big holiday parties,
Doing our for dinners and just throwing caution into the wind. We as a country just said "fuck it" we are done with the virus.
I ask why did we go through all of this hell the last eight months to throw it all away when there is finally an end in sight?? If there was no vaccine on the horizon I could see people saying they can't live like this forever but with the first doses of the vaccine coming in mid December and predictions for 70% vaccination and thus a herd immunity by the middle of spring, it seems the easiest time to bunker down.
I mean who the hell wants to see their miserable families anyway?!? Use this opportunity to stay away from everybody

Take on the outside dining tent

I honestly don't get the idea of outdoor dining..in a tent.     I've been camping and there is nothing hotter than sitting inside a tent, there is no airflow, it fills up with breath instantly and you feel like vomiting within ten minutes.   But even knowing this, people have decided that eating in a tent is a sensible compromise for Covid.    This is what gets me though... when these restaurants close the tent on four sides because it's too cold it isn't outside dining at all, it becomes inside dining.   So you aren't getting any Covid advantage and I'd argue you are getting a disadvantage because at least if you are sitting inside in a half way decent restaurant they have some kind of air conditioning system that is filtering the air.    There is absolutely nothing but stagnant air inside a tent which is basically a Petri dish of Covid

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Take on Tyson-Roy Jones

There really is nothing that interests me less than seeing two 50 year olds do a choreographed WWF style dance. I get that there is a nostalgia to all of this but does anybody remember how bad Tyson was at the end? I also saw a photo of Roy Jones and he looks like he's been a regular at the buffet line which at least puts him in the right weight class against Tyson

Anyway, I'm not forking over $50 for this show..although Nate Robinson kicking the hell out of that YouTube kid doesn't sound too bad

Take on the Lufthansa lie-flat Economy seat concept

Lufthansa is figuring that since people don't want to sit next to each other on a flight during Covid that instead of losing the middle seat to abide by distancing rules, they should try to sell it to the schmuck already sitting in the row. The idea is that people can try to sleep in that row which is perfect did you are 5 foot 3 inches and don't mind having your ass sink into one of those in between seat crevices and are comfortable lying down with half their body floating in open surface. It's particularly interesting that this is being offered bu the national airline of a people who probably average 5'9" or something
So if I get the structure, I pay three times the cost of my normal coach ticket and having the flight attendant slam the drink cart into my outstretched legs multiple times. Where do I sign up for this deal?

And do earn three times the miles?!?

Take on the fat guy at little desk

Trump had a public temper tantrum laden today seated at a table normally used as the kids table for a thanksgiving dinner. He was flanked by an undecorated Christmas tree and wasseated on a wooden chair in a way he would perch himself on a toilet bowl.
Obviously this isn't the most important thing going on right now bur the fact that his staff let him go our there basically wearing Ronald McDonald shoes makes you realize how little respect he commands at this point

Take on South Dakota Dead Red

CovidAcNow had to add a new shade of red to denote the level of outbreak across the Midwest. I've been following this website for months and hadn't seen them go past the red that NY and NJ are dyed.
Then I look over at little Rhode Island which has always been a bit of an anomaly around here. I think their cases were relatively mild in the first wave but now the state seems to be a bit of a predictor for the region. They were yellow when other New England states were green, they went red while we were yellow and now they are SouthDakota dead red.
Thank god you can drive through that state while holding your breath

Take on the Yeti tumbler

I am predicting the future and I see opening a bunch of presents from some aunt or within a Secret Santa at work and having to feign excitement when I get another Yeti. These things were cool three years ago but now I have a closet full of them and feel like I'll be overflowing a landfill by the time this stupid trend is gone.

Yeti's were kind of cool before they made every "cool gift nobody needs" list. I've gotten a bunch of them, some to cool a beer, some to keep my coffee warm but really I don't see the appeal to a $30 thermos

And even if you like them, truthfully who the hell needs more than one of those things? How many times do you people go hiking and need a hot chocolate or a cold pineapple juice??

Take on the Venmo feed

We've decided to take the editorial decision that now that Trump has lost the election for about the fiftieth time we are going to attempt to go back to the original intent of this blog..to complain

I'm not a huge Venmo user but the other day I had to make a payment and realized that my fees was public as the default setting. Now I don't have much to hide, I'd you are interested go nuts and see my payments for soccer clinics and piano lessons but we it find it odd that this is at all something that anybody would want public.
This isn't some random social media post, these are transactions for goods and services. Who the heck would want the world to know they just paid $100 for a massage?? There can't be any good reason why anybody whose made aware that this feed is public would consciously decide to keep it that way.

Take on Sidney Powell

When Rudy thinks you are re too crazy to represent Trump, you are in some serous trouble. Today the Trump campaign distanced itself from Sidney Powell by claiming she wasn't ever part of it although she spent hours onstage with the just a few days ago. Powell is certifiably nuts even for Trump level, but it's still somewhat surprising since she was at least create a distraction and now all eyes will be on the Orange idiot again

Take on the end of the Trump era

One day we will wake up and for the first time nor have to read an article about Trump. It would be the first time in five years that he won't make headlines which would do us all a lot of good. I even think that for Trump supporters it would be therapeutic to not have to defend the ineptitude, the lack of courage, the disdain for morality, the divisiveness, the absence of truthfulness, the self admiration and the lack of emotional maturity.

But until then he will pay Rudy $20,000 per day to throw away his dignity and fight in court even if the cases all lack any legal standing.

But Trump will remain in the headlines until the day he is no longer president and immediately no longer newsworthy which at this point is all we can ever ask for.

Take on Junior’s passed test

Don Jr finally passed a test on his own merits, it took him 40 years but he can now finally take a bow for success. We sat this because this is the way to rank success in the Trump world, getting Covid is a badge of honor for these imbeciles and if they do get it, their crazy constituents think it proves how powerful they are

Anyway good luck to Junior, I hope her survives so he can witness the secret service having to physically remove his fat dad from the White House

Take on face bleeding Rudy

I didn't watch Rudy's press conference bur was bombarded with photos of him bleeding hair dye all over his face. I also heard him try to quote any Cousin Vinnie and blow snot into a tissue which he then used to wipe his face, snot side up.
He wants to be paid $20,000 per hour for this kind of service snd at this point, maybe the Lincoln Project should offer to pay it because it's the most sure fire way to ensure Trump's entire hopes of stealing the election evaporates.

Take on the Twitter reaction to TrumpMs tweets

At this joint either Trump is trolling Jack or Jack is trolling Trump. It seems that every one of his imbecilic tweets gets a "this claim about election fraud is disputed" note on the bottom of it, Twitter is slapping them on basically as fast as Trump can put them up.
I have to think that there is nobody reading his tweets and still believes them would be swayed by this clarification but I'm all go making sure it stays on there anyway

Take on the uncertified then quickly certified election

Poor Trump, he lost the election, he's lost a number of court cases and he keeps losing and loading even when he thinks he's winning. He tweeted out today that the Wayne country board of elections refused to certify the election, gloating over what looked like a victory for him and right on cue, the two Republican board members changed tune and voted to certify the election. This was another embarrassment for a campaign which has lost virtually ever one of its court challenged and nobody outside of Lindsey Graham seems willing to believe anything anymore

This is Trump's America, where if you don't like somebody sue them, if you owe somebody something just walk away from them and if you don't like an election try to figure our a way to change it

Take on Lindsey’s new master

Lindsey Graham always needs somebody to latch onto. It was John McCain for a decade and when McCain dies, Graham decided to attach himself to McCain's sworn enemy like a blood sucking leech. We thought that maybe Graham was playing Trump but it was pretty obvious that Graham wanted to the saxophone to Trump's hot air.
And now, he decided to lose even the last shred of dignity by using his position to try to get Georgia to throw our a bunch of ballots to help his sugar daddy win.
He should really be looking for another slob to suck up to because Trump is going to be out of power in two months and Lindsey will have a gigantic void.

Take on the Biden express

Trump finally admitted that Biden won the election and wish we could just close this dark chapter in our country's history. Of course Trump is claiming some kind of crazy election fraud which nobody is still actually considering.

He's got some new theory about Dominion and I have to say, I have no idea what he's talking about. He's pretty adamant that there is some kind of fraud based on faulty machinery which has to be the lamest excuse that's our there

Take on Trump’s war with FoxNews

Trump's latest foe is FoxNews and watching the two battle it out in a sumo match is glorious. FoxNews has done more damage to journalism based on their editorial department and Trump has done similar damage to our most sacred institutions.
This is the issue. We aren't afraid of FoxNews, we've long understood they play down to the lowest common denominator and their news division is quite good. The problem is that nobody watch's FoxNews for news, they watch it to see Sean Hannity in a thong trying to unzipper Donald Little Trump and Tucker is making sure he doesn't spew anything on his bowtie

But Trump needs more move than these two can give so he's going to war with them.

It's not exactly high quality TV

Take on the fixer

One thing has become obvious, when Trump needs something done he calls on his personal fixer to do it. The problem is that Rudy always seems to slam his finger into the door when he's trying to get away with something. It's now well known that the Kremlin already has been pegged as a useful idiot, so it's just a matter of time for them to get their dirty vodka covered hands further into Trump world which makes the Biden victory that much more soothing

Without Hunter Biden to go after, Trump decided that he'd send Rudy to lead his baseless court cases of voter fraud. Nobody will do better than Rudy at screwing this up. He's a crazy old man who can't keep his pants on and there is no way he will figure out the nuance of voter fraud. Bur he will get onto Fox and Friends and Hannity daily to show Trump that he's hard at work..and for a guy who is basically just an adult toddler, maybe giving him Rudy to watch on TV is just a good way for him to keep quiet.

Take on the Trump split

The Trump clan is split on how to exit stage left. Half of them want him to do so somewhat gracefully, to protect his legacy and brand while the other half want him to drop his pants and moon the audience and then break all the props on the stage

Of course it's Tweedle dee and Tweedle dumb who want the latter option asking Trump to go down fighting. Ivanka and Kushner are taking a more measured approach but only because they are protecting the Trump brand not because they actually care about our country

Can't wait for this entire group to be out of our lives forever.