Take on Tiffany Trump

There was one of-age Trump I rooted for. I had long ilgiven yo hope that Ivanka or Jarred were going to temper Trump. Melania had long ago shown herself to be a racist wench and Eric is so dumb he makes Don Jr look like he might actually be able to get into college on his own merit.
Marla Maples and Ivana are awful and Lara and Guilfoyle are horrid humans.
Even the butler probably sucks and the guy Hank "the Crank" Siemers working in the store down in Trump Tower who Melania was banging sucks also

But Tiffany might have been the one with some decency..until she wasn't. The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the rotter tree.

Take on Little Don

Little Don has gotten quite some accolades lately with his in republican power circles and many now saying he's the heir to the Trump political dynasties. He came out today blaming Biden for the issues in Portland which is interesting because as of today, Biden is a private citizen with no authority whatsoever
But this is what Donny does, he blames others and takes no responsibility themselves m..in other words he's the perfect heir to Trump

Take on racist Melania

Details from a new book on Melania Trump are being sent to the press and most of them seem to have to do with the first lady's icy relationship with Ivanka which is about as interesting as Melania herself

But the headline grabber is going to be the notion that Melania refuses to move into the White House until the bathroom was renovated as she didn't want to use the same bathroom Michelle Obama used. This of course isn't juicy or cute or funny but is just pure racism
There will be a tell all book at some point which will reveled all of the Trump's racist motives starting with Fred and going all the way down through Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb and neither Melania, Ivanka or anybody else is exempt.

Take on Trump’s low ratings

Nobody is more conscious of his ratings that Trump'w so he must have been quite upset when his RNC ratings fell short of both Biden and Kamala's last week in the DNC.
But this is what is great about when Trump loses, he just be some more and more maniacal and angry. But we all know he won't accept a loss and will have to dragged out kicking and screaming, this is Something so obvious that I'd bet my house on it.

Take on the RNC closing night

So much for laws and rules and order. Trump decided to have the RNC on the lawn at the White House, another gross example of his abuse of power. Whether it's Pompeo giving a political speech in foreign soil, fifty percent of the headliner having the last name Trump or the Melania showing up in communist garb, this has to be one of the worst public displays of a convention and that is before Trump makes an ass of himself tonight

Let's just hope when Trump loses in November That Don Jr doesn't try to take up the mantle.

Take on Pence

Mike Pence accepted their nomination to run for another terms as Vice President and subsequently sold the last of his soul to the devil. No VPOTUS has invoked god more than Pence and no VPOTUS meant it less than him. He came onto the national stage calling himself a Christian first but his action..or rather inaction to comment let alone try to stop the vile nature of his boss has been inexcusable.
We know he has no morals left and we can only help
Mother allows him a glass of warm milk before bed.

Take on little Don’s love of Coke over Pepsi

Don Jr. looked like he had redlined last night. There was something wrong with the way his eyes looked, how much he was as sweating and the weird intonation in his voice. He's been so stressed hoping his father will finally give him some attention that he must have decided doing twenty lines of coke before the RNC was a good coping method

He just looks like he has a growing closet of skeletons and the chances he's pulling a Jerry Falwell Jr with his girlfriend is at about 80%

Take on the Republican Trump Convention

The RNC is no longer about a platform, an ideology or even a party. It has completely become a sacrifice at that altar of Trump. Fifty percent of the headline speakers are Trumps which is odd considering Tiffany must hate the entire clan. Today we got a non Trump who might as well be a Trump when Kimberly Guilfoyle took stage and did her best Sam Kinison impression which undoubtedly made Papa Trump proud. She sounded like a total lunatic which is likely just as Trump likes it.

Take on the RNC Keynote speakers

The RNC announced their key speakers and it was a whose who of Trumps. You get Donald and you get Melania which is to be expected at any convention with the president and First Lady speaking. Next you get Ivanka, Don Jr and Eric which is odd in the sense that they all suck. Then you get Tiffany who you have to hope will go full Mary Trump Barry and fall him an unprincipled fool.
Anyway, I'm shocked we don't get Barron Trump or Kushner but it won't shock me if Trump figures out a way to speak every night.

Take on the Pledge if Allegiance

Trump made on of his grandiose claims today when he he said the DNC eliminated the word god in the pledge of allegiance. Of course this turned out to be false but facts and truths don't matter to Trump, when you never apologize or admit fault, it doesn't matter. But what is more depressing is that his followers will eat this up and go in hook like and sinker and we will all just accept it as another of 20,000 untruths because he's worn us all down

Take on the double hurricane

Here I am, rock me like a hurricane

2020 keeps on giving us more 2020 fun, this time it's in the form of two hurricanes which could both hit the gulf simultaneously. This seems like a porn start showing up with two dongs because the South is going to get hammered like Stormy Daniels. They won't have any place to hide as the double hurricane will dominate the southern states and the federal government is struggling to find ways to pay for anything at this point as we try to fight off the virus

What's especially interesting is that in anticipation on this event, Trump has ordered a bunch of sharpies to be delivered to the White House.

Take on Sloppy Steve

Sloppy Steve got sloppy with some money and now he's got himself into a sloppy mess with the New York DA.
I can't ever quite understand where Bannon stands with Trump, they were close then they had a public
spat and were at some point sounding like they had a big coming together moment

It just adds to the growing list of Trump associates who have gotten themselves in hot water from Rick Gates to George Papadopolous to Michael Cohen to Michael Flynn to Paul Manafort to Roger Stone and now Sloppy Steve This is not to mention that the grown Trump kids are never allowed to sit on a charity in the state of New York again either after they ripped off a children cancer charity

Take on the MyPillow guy

I'm fairly sure that along with the Hamburglar and Grimace, Trump will call on the My Pillow Guy to give a speech at the RNC next week. I don't know much about him mainly because I don't watch FoxNews but seeing him, he certainly looks like the kind of guy you warm your kids about. He's got that weird Ned Flanders stach on a Homer body and dressed like if the a comic book guy went through Mr Burns' closet.
He was interviewed by Anderson Cooper because he spots rly his joined the board of some fly by night Covid therapeutic company which he was defending although they have proven as much in terms of actually doing something against Covid as a bowl of ziti has which not surprisingly is what the MiyPillowguy is probably eating while sitting topless and watching Hannity

Take on that weird gun waving couple

The St. Louis couple who waved their guns at people who protested on a street along their house will be guest speakers at the RNC next week after which they will be hosting an orgy
They are one of the weirdest looking couples with the dad dressed like he's hiding Grimace hiding a bag of jello in his tucked in polo and the mom who looks an uglier Hamburglar

I hope for their sake that they get a nice turnout and that the next time the brandish their weapons for no reason, the Hamburglar accidentally shoots Grimace
in his his undersized scrotum which is clearly show in his ridiculously tight khakis.

Take on the post office

Trump threw the Twittersphere into a frenzy when he tweeted "save the post office". We know this was not one of these statements that Trump cares about but it accomplished his goal, to change the Narrative. The democrats should be all over the GOP on this idea of slowing the mail which they've not done all that well.
Show photos of grandmas dying because she didn't get her medicine, grandpa waiting for his vet check or some 15 year old kid waiting to get the new playboy

Pull out the tissue box and rally lean into this thing

Take on Trump’s walking shame

Melania and Trump got off of Air Force One which he does regularly but today was one of those days where when he got off it looked like the equivalent of him walking up the steps with toilet paper on his shoe

Melania pushed his hand away numerous times making it one of those memorable walks down the steps where the world basically examines every step in relation to their failing marriage

But Trump's brother just died, so we won't make fun of him for a few days

Take on the fraud.

Trump can't be this dumb, can he?

He retweeted some RNC person's tweet saying that people in some town received ballots listing only Democratic candidates a few months ago.

Of course this is how primaries work, you pick people from the party you registered with. My guess is that these people we're registered democrats and thus got democratic primary ballots. Since they wouldn't typically vote in a primary, they didn't realize it but instead of getting to the facts, Trump dumps more gasoline on the fire while
removing mail boxes and USPS sorting machines in the dead of night

He's going to steal the election. The Biden wave has to be so big that it can overcome the Russian/Ukrainian/USPS fraud/Facebook hacking that the Trump campaign will use

Take on Trump’s New York Dreams

Trump claims that New York is in play for him despite losing it by 22 points last year and somehow becoming more unpopular since then.   New Yorkers have knows Trump for what he is for as long as he's gotten covers of tabloids and featured pieces on Page 6.   

We know him as phony and a swindler both of which make for an incredibly unpopular character in the city and the fact his two dipshit sons still walk the streets here is laughable.  

Trumo will loss New York not by 22 points this time, he'll lose it by 33 

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Take on the Michael Cohen book

Michael Cohen's memoir is about to be released and it sounds like it could be a doozy

"From golden showers in a sex club in Vegas, to tax fraud, to deals with corrupt officials from the former Soviet Union, to catch and kill conspiracies to silence Trump's clandestine lovers, I wasn't just a witness to the president's rise—I was an active and eager participant."

We all know these are all going to be true, it's just a matter of how much detail Cohen will provide

What I like about this is that it will keep distracted for the next few months, he'll start to run himself into circles.   He'll call Cohen a low rent lawyer, say he's a loser and go after his personal life but every time he does, it's affirmation of what's Cohen wrote.  

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Take on Trump the non-closeted racist

Trump is leaning into the white racist card full on right now.

He's tweeting about the "suburban housewife" which is code for "white people" wanting "safety" which is code for "no black people in their neighborhood" and ending "low income housing" which again is code for "poor black and brown people" all brought to you be Corey Booker which is code for Cory Booker I guess. How long before he goes full on segregationist and says that we should separate schools

He's a racist piece of garbage and November can't come soon enough.

Take on The Kamala Pick

One day after the internets mistakingly called her dead, Kamala was announced as the VP choice for Joe Biden.
This was always an easy choice, she has had a long relationship with the Biden family from her days as a prosecutor who leaned on Beau Biden

Of course we were shocked that she went after Joe so hard during the debates but it never stood and there were off mic moments when you heard him ask her in jest to take it easy on him She's a perfect fit for a top of the ticket candidate who is older than dirt. She'll likely lead the ticket in four years.

But This is about today and we finally have a ticket and I'm thrilled. She's tough on crime, allows Biden to check a number of boxes and most importantly will not be intimidated by the spotlight or by Trump

Poor Pence is going to have to explain to his constituents how he can go on stage with a woman not mother

Take on the 1918 pandemic

If you take your history lessons from Trump you will learn that we had airports during the revolutionary war and that the pandemic of 1918 occurred in 1917 and then ended World War II in 1945
John Lewis's contribution to civil rights wasn't all that impressive.

Although he has correctly informed everybody that Lincoln was a Republican which literally everybody knew before Trump figures it out..but in fairness to him he did get that fact right.

It's amazing how much we missed when I took US history in high school.

Take on Mount Trumpmore

Trump's mused about getting his mug onto Mount Rushmore in the past but apparently reached out to South Dakota morning I see if his dream could be made a reality.

The idea was rejected out of hand similar to his plans of buying Greenland a few years ago

But this tell you all that you need to know about Trump, openly campaigning to join four of our greatest presidents describes him perfectly. Luckily for all of us, he's more likely to have a mugshot taken than become the fifth president on Mount Rushmore

Take on Trump’s big move

Trump made a big announcement yesterday that he was basically inventing Obamacare. His brand new, totally different, super duper health plan will do something no other plan has so much as thought about let alone attempted to do. He's going to protect those with pre-existing conditions which is , by all accounts both the most important portion and the most liked portion of Obamacare. Trump though won't mention that but instead brag about this magic deal he's made

Then he cut the payroll Tax which just feels like an underhanded scheme to defund social security, Medicare and disability insurance

Take on Trump’s press conference

Trump decided that despite 160,000 dead Americans and a sinking GDP, he'd take a few weeks off and emerge sometime back in September before having to face the media. But instead of having a traditional one, he invited a bunch of rich white members of his Bedminster cronies

These people were three things. Rich, entitled and maskless and Trump embraces all three

Anyway, they came around and past our masks which couldn't stop the smell old old cheese

Take on the NRA lawsuit

Letitia James hinted she was going to make a big announcement today and everybody assumed she was going to go after Trump Org.

She instead filed a lawsuit to dissolve the NRA which has a lot of validity we're sure. Dissolving the NRA would also take the bite out of Big Gun and would hopefully lead to some needed sensible gun reform as we have lived through enough school shootings to last a lifetime

Lastly as a huge sponsor to Trump's 2016 campaign, keeping their money out of the 2020 campaign may help our country regain its sanity

The problem is that the timing of this gives the Trump campaign an issue to rally their base. Their "Biden will come after your guns" rhetoric will be front page news and will potentially invigorate the crazies.

Anyway, thoughts and prayers to the entire NRA

Take on Jerry Falwell Jr’s bizarre photo

When you share a name with your old man, you are bound to be a kind of weirdo. Look at little Don, who has spent his entire life trying to live up to a man who people shouldn't even look down upon as he's not even worth their glance.
Jerry Falwell Jr is no exception to my rule, he's been a hypocritical loser for ever who has a pool boy on the side. But when a photo emerged of the Liberty University President standing with a chick with a bad wig with his pants undone, we had enough
Forget the fact that this guy's endorsement somehow convinced evangelicals that Trump is not only not the anti-Christ but somehow they now believe he's the second coming. Falwell has made a career out of lying, stealing and sending his followers astray. He's really the perfect moral leader for somebody who is the definition of immoral

Take on toilet seated Trump

The Axios interview with Trump was all the rage today, mainly because it exposed him (one again) as being an incompetent buffoon. He showed up with charts, ones he didn't understand and a few dozen lies

But what I was most uncomfortable with was the fact during the entire interview his fat ass is perched on the front of the seat like he's taking a gigantic shit..which figuratively he was bur Jonathan Swan wasn't going to let him wipe his ass on the truth

His ass is now so big it needs its own wing in the White House

Take on the obsession with ratings.

Kayleigh Ann McEnany was at it again today bragging about Trump's ratings during his press briefings. What she failed to acknowledge is that people also rubberneck when there is a 10 car pileup which is the equivalent of lunch for Trump

We're hoping he doesn't return to those total waste of time things which only take away from the National response to the pandemic
Go back to bitching about Tic Toc because Sarah Cooper is under your skin

Take on the big promise

Trump's big health care plan was going to be released earlier today but like most things he promises, he missed the deadline.

It's similar to the wall, the Covid thing magically disappearing and any number of other things that he's promised that will never come true.

Most of these things never had a shot at turning into anything close to reality but this health care plan is one that -unlike the wall- is something that his base isn't even a fan of..until they are

Take on Trump’s deaths

We have more deaths than any other country, we have more cases and we have made a piss poor attempt at defeating it but if you listen to Trump we're in the homestretch
Nobody believed he has any morals before this but his attempt to change the narrative and try to convince this entire country that we are beating this thing is beyond parody.

His entire "we test more so we have more cases" thing flies in the face of the fact that we have more deaths and that our death rate is rising