Take on the Bolton-Kelly battle.

John Bolton and John Kelly has a battle royal in the White House today and people thought that it may lead to one of them resigning.

They are both pretty evil humans so rooting for one is like rooting for Pol Pot over Stalin but in terms of taking wagers you have to favor Kelly over Bolton here. One guy was a marine and the other guy is a walking breathing marionette doll (https://goo.gl/images/bRbJFu)

John Bolton looks like he can't curl a five pound dumbbell, he is the kind of guy who has zero muscle definition. Add to that his stupid Ned Flanders' mustaches and nobody can be surprised that he's still a virgin..

Bolton really has no physical attribute worth describing. He looks like a limp dick attached to a sagging scrotum which is one of the reasons I'd never think he'd work out with Trump