Take on the Turkey pardon

I may be he only one but I'd love to see Trump not follow tradition here and pardon that Turkey. It would even be better if by executive order he undid the pardons of all of Obama's turkeys and had them slaughtered and fed to Sarah Huckabee Sanders right on the podium


I'd even appreciate it if he did pardon the bird that he coughed "Jeff Sessions" into fist as he said it. Not because that would be the right thing to do, but because SNL and Colbert would have a field day with it.
We are basically living in a banana republic with this guy in charge, might as well make it entertaining.