Take on the Dick pic.

When you need to take a dick pic from the bottom up because you can't see it from the top down, you might be better off not sending that photo. I don't know who Joe Barton was before today but now his gigantic gut, huge man boobs, stretched out belly button and incredibly small wiener are etched into my mind. I don't think I've ever understood why a dude thinks a woman would want to get a dick-pic, the male junk is one of the least attractive looking things and when you pair it with a beached whale, it probably looks more like a shriveled up hamster than it does normally. Let's hope that Joe Barton does the right thing and take a shotgun to his unit and an ax to his political career