Thursday, February 19, 2015

take on the worst haircut in the history of the world

just saw a picture of Kim Jong Un's new haircut and since this is exactly the kind of news you expect TOR to cover, we will take it up in detail..   

What the hell is with the top, it's like the guy asked him barber to cut an anvil on the top of his head.


Why the hell did he decide to also sculpt a couple of Hitler 'staches into his eyebrows.. Maybe he's trying to instill an extra level of fear into his people but even that seems odd because his subjects live in such an ass-backwards place they may not even know who Adolf Hitler was..

How many Korean's are standing behind him keeping that bouffant up like that?

Does he realize that this terrible haircut only make his already over-sized head look about 10000 times bigger than it already is?

How much weight has this slob put on since we first laid eyes on him about four years ago?  The guy looks like he ate Park Geun-hye

is this just his way of flaunting his exuberance to the world?   My people may not have cable TV, food or wireless service but we are able to keep a man's gigantic head look even more gigantic

why do so many world leaders have such terrible haircuts.. Hitler looks like a rapist, Stalin had a stash like a porn star, Mussolini looked like Uncle Fester, Napoleon looked like a kid-toucher 

interesting enough, Mao had the opposite haircut of Kim Jong Un... nothing on top, everything on the sides 


2 comments:

  1. He really did gain weight.

    He now looks like a shitty haircutted, small eyebrowed, Korean version of Jonah Hill. Back when Jonah Hill was in his major fat stage in The 40 Year Old Virgin, Accepted, and Knocked Up. Bing the images to remind yourself of what Jonah Hill looked like back then.

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  2. Man, cuz. Whassup wit u. U sure speak real Good now.

    Wut.

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