Take on the Japanese hostage

We were horrified when we heard that Japanese hostage, Haruna Yukawa
was killed by ISIS earlier today. The $200,000,000 ransom was
obviously a bit unrealistic to begin with but I can't think of any
good reason to ever negotiate with these animals anyway especially
considering the other thing that horrified us

The second thing that horrified us was that this dude Yukawa was
originally Masajuki Yukawa but changed his name to the more feminine
Haruna after some cross-dressing Chinese heroine and went a step
further by cutting off his own balls. He then got involved with a
bunch of ultra right wing Japanese groups, apparently hoping for a
revival of Japan's military dominance and started a security firm
while living on a park bench. This guy is standing on street corners
yelling at people on their way to work about the end of the world and
the end of the Japanese dynasty when he decides to go to Syria.

So this guy was basically the Japanese equivalent of a crazy homeless
guy on the subway when he decided a to get up and follow is
convictions (and the people speaking in his head) to Syria on as some
self-proclaimed security expert to try to protect unknown Japanese
business assets.

Well the Asian Bruce Jenner gets captured faster than you can say
arigato, somehow escapes and gets back to Japan and finds a way to go
back out to Syria again and is captured immediately again and all of a
sudden the Japanese government is supposed to come up with $200million
in non consecutive unmarked bills to deliver down in hell hole desert.

I feel bad he got killed but come on dude, nobody is willing to come
up with $200 to save the crazy homeless guy standing on the corner
yelling about the return of the the KKK in big government let alone
$200,000,000