scented dryer sheets or the farting piggy bank but the worst present
to get stuck with is far and away the scented candle. It's not just
that a scented candle blows but it's the kind of gift you can't even
rip on properly because some 65 year old aunt actually thought it was
a thoughtful gift. When you get a total crap gag gift it's easy to
rip it but a candle or some crappy picture frame is half seen as a
'real' gift and you probably should feign some interest
Anyway, I will trade that in for just about anything else not giving a
crap what anybody thinks
How does autocorrect not change "fain" into "feign"?
ReplyDeleteFor Christmas, I got designer deodorant, cologne, body lotion, and after shave.
ReplyDeleteThe suspicious, paranoid side of me is wondering if people are telling me that I smell bad.
Oh, and I also got a blowjob.