Take on the Segway cop

I will never understand why the NYPD spends thousands of dollars for
something as bulky and cumbersome as a bunch of Segways to patrol the
inside of the 42nd street subway station. That station is so busy
that it can never be an effective method of pursuit. Even if you can
get past that, there are tons of stairs everywhere so you can rob an
old lady and only have to worry about finding a set of steps and you
will foil the arrest plans.

It's only a matter of time till they put a cop on horseback down there