Take on The Rules for Sushi

I've been a big fan of the DeLish branding for Duane Reade but think
that all the positive TOR press is getting to their heads, or at least
their sense of good taste.

I noticed today that they are now selling sushi We at TOR have been
in record to say that when you are a sign for discounted sushi, you
run the other way.

So today we added a 7th rule for uncooked fish

- never eat sushi in a place which is more than 100 miles from the ocean

-never order sushi in a country like China, no matter how close to the
ocean you are

- never order sushi in the South

- never order sushi when they are advertising 50% off

- never order anything as clan as a Philadelphia Roll, sushi and cream
cheese do not mix

- never order sushi from an all you can eat buffet

- never buy sushi from Duane Reade