Take on the $5 slice

I'm at the airport yesterday and grab a slice as I'm rushing through
the terminal and I have to say it was one of the most disappointing
pizza experiences I've ever had. Not only was the pizza covered in a
small tree, it was also cold and bland but that is not nearly the
worst part of it. That distinction is left to the fact that as I
walked to the cash register and hen the lady rang me up, I was floored
when she rang up $5. With tax I had to take out an $6 from my pocket
for a terrible slice.