Take on Dr. Zizmor

For years NYC commuters have been met on their subway rides with Dr.
Zizmor. I remember kids talking about him when I was in high-school,
have seen his subway billboards for years and recall a few commercials
too so I was surprised that with all that publicity his face never
changed. Maybe that was a complement to his work or maybe it was just
the way of the world but his snarky smile grinned back at me for years
and when I finally caught a picture of the modern day Doctor Zit, I
was shocked. It's not that he hasn't aged gracefully, it's that he
now looks like a totals different dude. A guy who seemingly never
aged was instantaneously turned into a wrinkled sack having old dude
He was once this smiling psychopath and now he looks like a wrinkled glove.

If this is what skin work does to you, I'd rather dry my face with a pizza pie