Take on the airport Ramada

There are not many places more skeevy than the airport Ramada. The
Expedia pictures make the place look like a weary traveler's haven but
when you walk into the room and the bedbugs have a welcome sign
hanging up, you know you are in trouble. Between the mold on the
walls, the missing tiles in the ceiling, the stains on the floor which
I pray to the fine God is spilled milk and the tattoo convention of
guys playing poker in front lobby, it was not up there as my favorite
hotel.

The thing that shocks me is that the flea motel gets 4 stars on
Expedia, is it that people's expectations of a Ramada are so low that
as long as there isn't a dead hooker in the bathtub, they will give it
a ringing endorsement