Take on the Starbucks confession

I have a confession to make, whenever I go to Starbucks to get my
better half a grande no water chai latte thing, I have to make sure
everybody knows it's not for me. Maybe I am not secure enough with
my masculinity or maybe I just don't want anybody thinking I drink
that crap, but I will always make it a point to say something like.
"Yeah my wife loves these things" or "can you leave a little room on
the top, my wife hate when it spills". I know it's a bit juvenile,
but then again so am I