Saturday, August 31, 2013

Take on the men's room vending machine

Who exactly goes to a bar and grill pisser and think "I really need a
lemon flavored condom or a cock ring"?
I walk not a place the other day and see one of those big machines and
think that they must just be a bar novelty at this point. First of
all those lambskin rubbers can't even prevent a head cold and a glow
in the dark make enhancer sounds utterly useless. Then again, there
are a lot of freaks out there

1 comment:

  1. "Who exactly goes to a bar and grill pisser and think 'I really need a
    lemon flavored condom or a cock ring?'"

    CKG.

    She got me condoms from a restroom's condom dispensor one time a while back at some stupid hipster bar in Silver Lake. I threw away the condoms and never used them.

    I don't believe in them.

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