Take on the dog in a bag

I had dogs growing up and always knew i had to carry around a bag,
which was a very different kind of bag than these broads today ate
carrying when they are out with their dogs

I have never quite gotten the appeal of somebody carrying around a
mutt in a purse. Yeah, this works for Paris Hilton or one of her
cronies, but they have personal assistants who can clean out the dog
crap and deal with all the fuss. For a 'normal' chick this just seems
ludicrous because there is just no way a dog is made to go inside of a
bag. Most of the time you see people carrying these toy-dogs around
which are in themselves ridiculous and worthless but today I saw some
broad lugging around a dog which must have weighed 20 pounds. Her
shoulder was noticeably slouched as she was carrying the equivalent of
a bowling ball on her arm.
At least a bowling ball won't pee on your leg