Take on the EZ Pass pullover

As if going to Long Island isn't frustrating enough, Is there anything
worse than getting to an EZ-pass lane on a busy bridge and finding
miserable traffic because some a-hole from One of those Five Towns
can't read??

I got stuck crossing the Throgs Neck the other day for what was
honestly almost ten minutes. The problem is that if you are
unfortunate enough to get caught behind this imbecile you are totally
screwed. They have all these signs threatening a fine and two points
on your license if you back up, so instead one guy's inability to read
a road sign causes me ten minutes of heartache

This is where the police can actually help, instead of writing a
ticket at the booth, how about using some common sense and having
these idiots pull over to the side.

Instead they scold the guy, write him a ticket and probably give him a
full strip search with an anal sweep while there is a line of traffic
building up from here to Merrick.

So officer, please have your little power trip on the side of the
road, it is a hundred degrees out here