humid to rain to crap to three days of spring to humid. At 8:02,
four minutes since I left my house, my shirt is already wet. My
armpits are stained, I have this messenger bag bra line and my
terrible haircut looks like I'm impersonating a guido cause it looks
like it's gelled back
My balls are sticking to my legs, my thighs feel like two pieces if
uncooked chicken and my upper lip is soaked
Today is going to suck
AND you've got a double chin!
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