Take on the androgynous hot chick

There are two of three big female celebs who I am convinced are
packing heat and if they are not there should be no way a heterosexual
man would want to stick his dinky in her pinky

-Wendy Williams is to a hot woman like Wendy's is to a nutritious
meal. You get a couple of calories but if they'd let you, you'd barf
the second you look behind the curtains. Wendy Williams probably has
a Harry Reems size dingy under those Target dresses.

-RuPaul. My buddies Tommy C and Norman Z used to argue with each
other how hot she was, not even realizing they were on the same side.
one being convinced she was the second coming of Halle Berry and the
other just hoping to cover her in juices and berries. I never had the
heart to tell them but I'm still convinced they each ride that black
locomotive

-Chyna. Dude that is a man and even if it's not close. No chick
should have bigger traps than you and in her video she very clearly
has a little Korea in her pants

- Nicki Minaj. Here is something I don't get.. This chick looks like
Arsenio Hall yet the entire world seems to be going gaga over her.
She's got a 40 foot billboard in Times Square and gets crazy airtime
on that crappy singing show but there is no doubt that the only thing
bigger than her fake t!ts are her real balls. That chick has a more
masculine face than every Asian I've ever met and an Adam's apple like
she swallowed them.
I am sure that when all is set and done, they find out that she has
Mariah beat in fake cup size and Randy beat in the other cup size