Friday, October 12, 2012

Take on Gilligan's Island Debate

We stayed up way past our bedtime watching the Vice Presidential debate last night and walked away feeling like if nothing else it was entertaining.    The lasting image will probably be of a with a smug smile on Biden's face looking down upon his younger less experience adversary  while cutting his balls off all while calling him a friend 50 times

It was obvious the game-plan was going to have to be for Plugs to be the aggressor and like a good hockey enforcer standing up against the opposition while the star center kept his teeth intact.   There were times I felt bad for Gilligan as he looked overmatched by the more experienced VP even if in the long run it won't matter much.  
It was as if Ryan just wasn't ready for the onslaught and had consciously decided to show up to a gun fight branding only a knife. 
But what really bothers us is that Ryan looks like a kid wearing his dad's suit..  somebody needs to sit him down and tell him that he is doing OK for yourself, go to Men's  Wearhouse and pick up a couple of two for one suits that fit (this is coming from somebody who should heed his own advice mind you)


But what is more important is that now the entire country has seen all four candidates debate I think we really have to make some silly calls
 
Paul Ryan. Gilligan
  dim witted fool

Biden. The Skipper 
Slightly brighter than Gilligan but definitely abusive towards his little buddy

Obama. The professor
Too smart for his own good


Romney.  Thurston Howell III
Nothing needed to be added

Ann. Mrs Howell
Obvious 

Michelle.   Ginger
More glam than 

Janna  Mary Ann
Everybody wonders how she got stuck with these idiots

Jill.  Eddie little Sky
Somebody is working some magic behind the scenes 

And the Minnow is our country



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