take on chicks

Maybe it's the nature of being a dude but I can't believe chicks feel the same way.   I walk down the street and see something redeeming about almost every single chick I see walking by.    I'm not going to give you some carp about all of them being smoking hot or even attractive but every chick a dude sees is immediately analyzed.   I see an old chick and think…experienced,  a young chick and think an opportunity to get in on the ground floor,  a buttoned up chick and think kinky,  a slobby chick probably won't mind a facial, a Jewish chick will probably be as familiar with a bj as she is with matza, a spanish chick and think crazy, a skinny black chick and you think Halle Berry, thick black chick and you are playing mixed doubles with Serena Williams, fat chicks mean they probably have low self-esteem which means you can do just about anything, an Indian chick will try to make up for her sheltered childhood, a Hispanic will make you work for it,  Russian probably means she can put her legs behind her head, Asians girl -, white chicks well groomed, an ugly face probably means they're OK with the 5 hole,  chick with fat arms probably also has huge cans.  You know a chick with a kid puts out, a girl who's flat chested probably will know she has to make up for that deficiency in other ways, redhead and you wonder immediately if the curtain matches the drapes, a skinny chick might be like taking a thirsty dog to water, a chick with a big ass probably likes it doggy-style, an Irish chick probably means it won't  take more than a couple of beers although the Guinness Oven could suck,  thick legs might mean they can squat for a while, hair pulled back means she doesn't want anything in the way, hair down means they prefer a little peek-a-boo while going cowgirl, big nose and she might prefer reverse

 quite honestly the ones that are least intriguing are the super hot ones because you just know they're a wood plank in the sack.