Take on the automatic papertowel dispenser

I am convinced that the 2012 version of the 1992 Hyundai is the
automatic paper-towel dispenser. The chances of one of these things
actually working has to be less than Derek Jeter's batting average
(with baseballs not with chicks). Honestly I must walk into hundreds
of public bathrooms which have these things set up and would guess
that there are hundreds of times I walk out with wet hands because
unlike automatic doors which hardly ever have failure these things are
worthless