take on the megadeth chick

When I caught the following article online yesterday I just shook my head in amazement

One metalhead is apparently turning to Craiglist to find out who her baby daddy is.

In a post entitled, "Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert?," someone claiming to be a 28-year-old woman posted a graphic message on the site's "Missed Connections" section looking for the man she had sex with in the bathroom of Chicago's Aragon Ballroom.

"Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee-high black biker boots. You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings," the post said.

"I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom," it said, before continuing into a graphic description of the X-rated encounter.

"Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. Contact me if you want to be part of your child's life."

Craigslist sensors pulled the post sometime late last week, but not before several blogs, including music magazine Fuse, picked up on it.

Megadeth and Motorhead played the Aragon Ballroom on Feb. 10

Obviously our first thought is that this can't possibly be true… first of all… I don't think you'd find 5 chicks at a Motorhead concert and the ones who do probably have an umlaut on their yo-yo's.    But even if we were to believe that this is could happened..when a  skank who drops her drawers for some dude with a pentagram and a viper piercing  she can't possibly expect him to respond based on a Missed Connections note and set himself up for two decades of child-support..  then again when you sport a red Mohawk and you split your tongue in two, maybe you are also dumb enough to respond to this kind of call for help

If nothing else.. if there was ever a case to be made for forced sterilization these two should probably be whisked to the front of the line like they are carrying a Delta platinum card..

 

you also got to love the NY Daily News editors with their "Craigslist sensors" reference.