Take on

It's 8:45AM and the D-Train is packed, hot and smelly yet this jack off feels like the entire ridership should have to listen to his personal concerto.   If 

there is something more annoying than standing next to a guy on the subway whose got his IPod cranked so loudly that you can hear every Dave Mustain screech over the  screech subway,  i'd like to know what that is.  

Isn't the idea of headphones so that only you hear it?  I just don't get pumping it up so loudly that it vibrates you brain, forget hearing damage this can't possibly sound good

The cruel irony of it all is that this handjob won't ever know what it feels like because his eardrums are probably as worn out as a Thai whore

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