Take on the morning after

I don't have a lot of fears. I am not afraid of ghosts, I don't hide money under my mattress and I don't overreact to the great storms. What I do fear though is checking my pockets after an epic night at FD's of too many shots, too many gin and tonics and too many lappers if that concept even exists When you start the night with $600 in your pocket you know you are at least limiting your potential losses so when I emptied my pockets I was relieved to find what look like about $100 of crumpled bills so for about 20 minutes all seemed well but then I realize that I also pulled the old mastercard out a few times too you just don't want to go online to see the damage it could have done