Belt

Usually I worry about spilling ketchup on my shirt before a meeting but now I got bigger issues. I walk out of a lunch meeting the other day and I pull the ultimate fat-guy move... I sit down and all of a sudden.....SNAP. My first though is that I ripped my groin or got a hernia but to my surprise I look down and it was my belt which snapped. Now I'm not nearly as fit as I was a few years ago but I wouldn't consider myself a belt-breaker either... So I'm chalking this up to Chinese manufacturing
Who does this happened to? Only a Righetti has his belt break en route to a big business meeting.

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