What exactly is the point if you are going to be a Cocktail Waitress at one of NYC finest gentlemen's club establishments? Now mind you I have no issue with this career path and I realize I will indirectly help pay her phone bill one day but let's be serious when you think that's all you are doing now or will be doing in short time..
Let's be serious f they say they are a cocktail waitress at a strip club they are actually grinding on dude's laps for $20 a song, somehow being a cocktail waitress has a better ring to it than being a stripper and even if these girls believe that they will never get on the pole, they are surely mistaken.
If marijuana is a 'gateway drug' then cocktail waitressing at a strip club has to be considered a 'gateway job'. I assert that the distance from a girl who works to a stripper is a much further jump than a stripper to a working girl. Cocktail waitress today leads to being a stripper tomorrow which leads to a 'tasteful photoshoot' the next day and within a week the chick is taking on the entire NY Ranger team with two in her hands, one in her mouth and a double cheeseburger in her five-hole.
But if you are going to try to stay as just a cocktail waitress what is the point? First of all there is nobody more hated at a strip-club than the waitress hawking $12 Miller Lites, they hound you the entire night and seem more desperate than the old strippers with the saggy boobs and the missing teeth who have hung around the circuit for 5 years too long.
But at the end of the day it has to be about perception. The way I see it everybody will assume you are on the pole anyway and by working in a strip club your already 90% there and since you’ve already lost the moral-high-ground because you are profiting off chicks shaking their asses go out and shake yours and make some real money.
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