Somalian Pirates

There is something that isn't clear to me about these pirates.. How the hell are five fishermen in a row boat able to take over some of these huge tankers? At what point do the shipping companies hire a bunch of the same bouncers that patrol the front steps of NYC's shittiest clubs.

Have a couple of these 6'6" 300lb dudes hang out checking ID's on the hulls of these boats and let see how much trouble these row boat pirates are then.

Add a couple of these pit-bulls on the boat and whenever you see a canoe of Somalians approaching start blasting house music from speakers set up on the deck boat and line up a velvet rope around the perimeter.

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