Would you rather be the fastest man or an 8 gold medal winner?

Ryan Express asked me this over the weekend...
Problem with being the fastest man is that your world record will fall fairly quickly while 8 golds should hold up for a few decades.

Watching the gymnastics, my buddy Zeke wondered if he accidentally turned on the MSG network.

How much does Shawn Johnson look like the Robot from Small Wonder?


I would be nervous to win the 100 meter dash if those crazy Chinese fans are gonna be hugging me. Apparently you can't protest but you can easily grope athletes.

They should check those beef patties for HGH after those results in the 100 meter dashes?

Gotta love that Romanian woman taking about 5 victory laps after running 26.2 miles. She looked like she was gonna die at mile 21 but after the race seemed to have the energy to run another 2 miles.