Monday, October 14, 2024

Take on the international reach

I travel half way around the world and when I look up, I'm still haunted by this orange treacherous f*cker. I don't know how or why he's been able to do this but he's branded his horrible name across horrible properties in many pretty far flung places and it seems to work. I'm not sure what the common sentiment but I've away heard some positive ones is but I'm sure that Trump would be the first to scream that they are eating the dogs and cats. I hate him but somehow he's got half the world under his spell.

Sunday, October 13, 2024

Take on the Great Firewall

Leaving China gives you a sense of relief, a bit because you feel like your stomach gets a break but also because not being able to use most of the apps you are so used to, is really disconcerting. You are limited to the CNN in your room which plays the same three stories over and over and the Chinese daily paper. You can't get onto the NYTimes website, you can't use Instagram or Threads or Reddit. You depend on friends and family sending texts with info but those are few and far between. So when you finally land somewhere else, it feels like you have been sprung from jail. Even if that was only a five day sentence

Saturday, October 12, 2024

Take on the roller coaster in my stomach.

One of the best things about traveling in China is having incredibly interesting food, drinking incredible quantities of bad alcohol and then driving incredible distances in cramped cars on cramped roads with dudes sleeping on your shoulder spewing their fish breath.   

What is even more fun is when that food and that booze and that turbulence come together and your stomach starts to do its version kung fu and when that start you pull over and you run to a bathroom and find a hole.   

I get that it's all plumbing but when you are an overweight totally inflexible six foot American, the idea of hovering your  swamp ass over a hole is, well, interesting.     

I can't eat spaghetti without spilling it on my shirt and I can't hit a dart board six beers in, so what the hell are chances of this me landing this plane on the runway and not all over the back of my pants??





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Friday, October 11, 2024

Take on shaking hands with gloves on.

I get the idea of wearing a bib when you eat a lobster or even a red sauced pasta but here they wear gloves for anything Walking down the street, sitting in the park or even when they eat food.

I'm not totally sure what the idea is as it might be some Covid era habit but the idea of trying to pound a steak while wearing Trojans while fumbling with my chopstick seems like something I'd be doing at this stage in my life.

Thursday, October 10, 2024

Take on Wuhan

You have to love looking at a flight map and seeing the city that basically shut down the world a few years ago.

I've been to Wuhan a few times, the hotel was Ok, the people were nice but the open food market was amazing. I've never found myself surrounded by quite as many delicacies, feeling like a regular Anthony Bordain.

Can't wait to go back.

Take on colon cleansers

You never know what you get when you walk into a market in central China but seeing a plate of what looked like bull dicks was a bit more than my stomach could take. I have absolutely no idea what these things were but to say they look like what you get when you drink that juice before a colonoscopy would be an understatement. I'm all for interesting food choice but ones that look like what I scoop up behind my dog isn't one of the.

Wednesday, October 9, 2024

Take on the smog

Nothing tells you that you are not I. Kansas anymore than looking out of your windows and seeing the smog as thick as a drape. Not only do you not get any natural sun, the soot enters your windpipes the second you get in and every time you sneeze it looks like you are a character on Stranger Things sneezing out one of those demigorgans

Lucky lungs

Take on the smog

Nothing tells you that you are not I. Kansas anymore than looking out of your windows and seeing the smog as thick as a drape. Not only do you not get any natural sun, the soot enters your windpipes the second you get in and every time you sneeze it looks like you are a character on Stranger Things sneezing out one of those demigorgans

Lucky lungs

Take on the smog

Nothing tells you that you are not I. Kansas anymore than looking out of your windows and seeing the smog as thick as a drape. Not only do you not get any natural sun, the soot enters your windpipes the second you get in and every time you sneeze it looks like you are a character on Stranger Things sneezing out one of those demigorgans

Lucky lungs

Take on the smog

Nothing tells you that you are not I. Kansas anymore than looking out of your windows and seeing the smog as thick as a drape. Not only do you not get any natural sun, the soot enters your windpipes the second you get in and every time you sneeze it looks like you are a character on Stranger Things sneezing out one of those demigorgans

Lucky lungs

Tuesday, October 8, 2024

Take on the horrible movie choices

Stepping onto a 14 hour flight always brings a bit of anxiety although the second I sit down, I usually feel the excitement of the trip overtake the anxiousness. That excitement doesn't last long when you realize that the movie offerings in English are limited to like 8 choices with half being kids cartoons and adult options as interesting to me as staring the front seat for the duration of the seat. Guardians of the Galaxy, a Million Miles Away, Elemental?? This is worse than Chinese water torture.

Monday, October 7, 2024

Take on terminal 1 at JFK

I've flown to Asia more than two dozen times and although I'm not nearly as antsy about it as I once was, it's still a crazy trip. The country has changed a lot and as my second time back to China since COVID, it's certainly going to be interesting. What never does change is that JFK's terminal one still feels like third world country airport. It's crowded, hot, badly laid out and offers nothing to do while you wait for hours on end. It's crazy that with the upgrades they have done to Newark and LaGuardia as well as the stuff they are doing at other terminals at JFK, that everybody seems totally fine just leaving this the hellhole it is.

Sunday, October 6, 2024

Take in tax on unrealized gains.

Although sadly in nowhere near threshold of the unrealized gains tax, I do wonder what it really means. I know we are only talking about the uber wealthy, who can certainly afford it but I prefer a tax that is not somewhat progressive. Being taxed on unrealized gains would be a killer for normal Americans but if we breach it for the ultra rich, how long before they extend it to the crazy rich, the ultra rich and just the rich? the I feel like taxes need to be written with everything and everybody in mind front the start of this is ever going to work.

Saturday, October 5, 2024

Take on the new wonder twins

There is no bigger blowhard than Trump....except maybe Elon Musk. The fact these two are playing in the same team now makes me hate my decision to buy a Tesla one I regret even more. I can't decide which of the two of them is more insecure because it's gotta be really close. One thing about both "billionaires" is that neither seems to have done a thing with their money to do anything for anybody other than themselves.

Friday, October 4, 2024

Take on the weird fruit.

We got some weird fruit delivered to work today and when we cut it up I could only describe it as looking like a maggot covered vulva. I don't know what the heck this thing was but it was both crunchy and slimy and tasted like fermented jock itch.

Thursday, October 3, 2024

Take on Cheryl Hines

Nobody has disappointed me more than Cheryl Hines in her post Curb life. I always assumed that she was sort of normal but her marriage to RFK Jr has taken any semblance of normal from her. I don't totally get it but the entire thing is hopefully just a giant bit for season 11

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

Take on the panic-buying toilet paper crowd

I hate people so much. My business will have direct effects to the port strike but that isn't my biggest fear. My biggest fear is that a bunch of inbreds are going to run to every Costco and buy up all the toilet paper. Now I'm stuck having to wipe my ass with the New York Post like a homeless person.

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

Take on Apple's predictive text

The new IOS sucks for a million reasons but mostly I'm annoyed because somehow the predictive texting and auto correct have gotten miserably bad. I don't know what it is exactly but it's almost totally unusable which is shockingly stupid. But we also can't figure out why when things are supposed to be progressing, we somehow decided to drive ass backwards.

Monday, September 30, 2024

Take on Pete Rose

There is only one unforgivable sin in baseball. The Black Sox scandal made sure it would never appear like there were shenanigans played and every clubhouse has the expressed no gambling rule plastered on their walls. The issue is that when DraftKings sponsors every event and you are about to put the Athletics in Vegas, it all feels a bit shallow.
Induct the man into the hall, or pull out Big Fat Papi. He's a fat cheating slob.

Sunday, September 29, 2024

Take on American Dream mall

Inspect a better part of my Saturday at the American Dream mall and I'm convinced that place is worse than water torture. The entire place is an attack on your senses like you walked into a casino but you can't play wheel of fortune. But unlike a casino which is stacked with old people on ventilators and wheel chairs, this place has thousands of little kids screaming like a bunch of absolute lunatics .

Saturday, September 28, 2024

Take on Thibs

The Knicks title chances rose significantly with the trade for KAT and the city is getting pumped for a season only weeks away. But what we have to all realize is that the way Thibs coaches with the big men he has; he'll run them into the ground by March. We know there is talent there but OG, Mitch and KAT can't play more than 50 games in a regular season.l under normal coaching, now add the 48 minute demands of a coach who plays every game like game 7 and the wheels could come off early. Now we know the regular season in the the NBA doesn't mean much, it's just a warmup for the playoffs but if you've burned out your entire team before you get to round 1, you aren't going anywhere. This could shape up to be the kind of year Thibs always seems to have at the end of one of his runs.

Friday, September 27, 2024

Take on NC Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson hospitalized after an incident at a campaign event.

The black Nazi is being tested for burns after a campaign event which makes you wonder if he decided to burn a few crosses. We obviously don't know what is going on yet but the chances this is an inside job to win him some sympathy has to be pretty high.

Thursday, September 26, 2024

take on Melania

There can't possibly be a less interesting book than the new Melania one. For one, the chances she wrote a single word is slim to non and even if she did, we know nothing would matter. People have tried to give her a pass, they have said she has tried to fight the good fight but I don't believe an inch of that. She's a proven racist, married to a racist who has only ever been interested in moving her own racist ideology forward. Plus she's a giant piece of dog crap.

Wednesday, September 25, 2024

Take on Eric Adams

The biggest shock about Eric Adams getting indicted is that it wasn't shocking. The writing was on the wall for days or weeks, we knew he wasn't going to get steer clear of this as it had already wrapped up a half a dozen of his closest allies. But what bothers me is that this will likely mean we get some Bazooka Joe as our next mayor and that never works out.