Take on the non ban

Every politician whether conventional or unconventional, democrats or republican, standard or whackadoodle knows that he can't take on big tech. We know that Zuck and Bezos and Musk are groveling to Trump but we also know Trump needs them more than anything else right now. Biden's decision not enforce the TikTok ban is another show of weakness as he's scared of the repercussions.

Take on the hostage negotiations

This will go down as Biden's Iran hostage moment, with the ceasefire starting on the eve of his departure.  I know that Carter had the indignity of seeing their release after Reagan took office but this deal is the same in principle as the one Biden has been proposing for months, yet it will be Trump who takes the credit for it..as long as it's good.  

With that's said, I originally din't understanding why Trump wanted a deadline before Inauguration Day as it seemed like he'd love the chance to run it in Biden's face but the more I think I about it, it's done with some sick strategy because it will allow him to blame Biden if it goes sideways.  If one of the 100s of Palestinian prisoners ends up involved with as much as hurting a fly, you know Trump will be all down Biden's throat about it. 

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Take on Starbucks ending its ‘open-door’ policies for the can

Starting in a few short days you will not be allowed to walk into Starbucks, drop a deuce and walk out. We know this is shocking but I find it rather pleasant as there is no way the Starbucks in NYC can keep up with the people pissing on the walls, shitting in the sinks and puking on the floor. We need a clean place to plop down and do our business and if it costs me a Pike Place Roast, I see that as a good thing

Take on the GOP's typical response to a natural disasters in a blue state.

As is typical with GOP lawmakers, when a Blue state needs help, they're looking for concessions. This is the polar opposite of when democratic lawmakers open up the coffers for tornadoes or hurricanes or whatever in red states and proves again that the GOP are a bunch of miserable hypocrites. Mike Johnson wil use the opportunity to get praise from Hannity and Glen Beck while California burns. Typical of these self righteous scum.

Take on the Steelers.



Be careful what you wish for... the Steelers are a perennial playoff team but because they can't seem to advance past the first round, their fans are calling for his head. As a fan of the Jets, a team which hasn't made the playoffs since in my teenager's lifetime, this seems beyond asinine. Bad football team, let fans help make their decisions which are based on emotion. Good football teams, build programs that are sustainable and stable. Believe me, Steeler Nation, you don't want any of this misery.

Take the Shade

Kamala Harris throwing shade at Trump with every last post she has is astonishing. We know it's a bit petty but he's such a completely self centered bag of dog piss, this is all you can expect.

Take on the Canada tariffs .

Tariffs are idiotic and nothing but a tax on the middle class and on American businesses but when Trump decided to get into it with China, you could see the (misguided) rationale. When he treated it against Mexico, it made less sense as it will destroy our own domestic automotive car manufacturers but again you could see that Trump is trying to stick it in the eye of Mexico

but Canada?? I can't understand this for a second, if you had to ask me to give you a tip 100 most likely countries to be seen as an adversary, Canada would literally be number 1000.

Take on the felon in chief

Trump will go into the office as the first convicted felon to serve as president. I'm sure these aren't the only crimes he's committed but they are the only ones he's had to face up to. I'm glad to see that SCOTUS showed a little guts here and a big hat tip to Barrett and Roberts for putting country over party.

Take on the corrupt Supreme Court

The fact that SCOTUS members have no ethics committees to answer to is just dreadful. The grift that Thomas has taken part of and the blatant conflict of interests that both he and Alito regularly display should be seen as criminal m. But this is the country we want apparently with the powerful holding nobody accountable and the middle class suffering all the way to the poor house.

The on Zuck getting rid of fact checking.

Mark Zuckerberg has always been a complete dweeb. Not only does he not have a spine, he looks like a ginger's crotch. When he announces the Meta will no longer fact check, it was obviously his attempt to publicly felate Trump. We know he already donated to the inauguration thing, we know he went down to Mar-a-Lago to gravel and now we know he's willing to sell his soul for nothing. Congrats America, our lying future president is now completely coddled by any form of media.

Take on Justin Trudeau resignation

It sounds like Trump may get his way and add Canada into the fold. In all for the natural resources, improvement in our hockey players and better yet millions of new voters who can help swing elections to the correct side.

Maybe Trump can get Canada to throw in Trudeau to give Melania as a birthday gift.

So let's pursue this idea.

Take on the final Medal of Freedom ceremony of Biden's presidency


Reading the medal of freedom recipients is a list of who's who and also a list of who??? I get the love for Hillary and even for Bono and it's kind of cool Bill Nye the science guy got one but then I see that Ralph Lauren and Anna Wintour got ones too and the entire thing feels cheapened. I'm not really it or thaw silly civilian honors socially at the end of a term and wish we could just got back o actually honoring good people who have dedicated their lives to service not a guy who made khakis cool.

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Take on the treadmill

Nothing is more miserable and makes time feel like it's standing still quite like running in a treadmill. I don't know what it is but it's easily an experience to takes an already difficult task of running and make it instantly worse. But then again, it's 1 degrees considering the windchill, so it's my only option.

Take on the US surgeon general alarm about booze

The beer industry has been getting killed lately, first the wackos decided to boycott BudLite, then I saw a report that teenagers are drinking less than. Ever and now the surgeon general is chiming in.

For years I heard that a glass of wine was good for your health or drinking in moderation wasn't detrimental but now I'm seeing the surgeon general basically wants to put a "you will die if you drink this beer" label on my IPA.

Take on the giant polar vortex dildo

We have another one of those polar vortexes coming our way this weekend and I for one am already sick of it. I saw the shelves staring to empty, the
Schools considering a snow day and the weather channels showing gigantic dildos on their screens. I think it's fine to just say bye bye and get me back to 50 degrees because a wind chill of -10 doesn't sound like any fun.

Take on the Florida PornHub ban

The entire population of Florida woke up this morning to find out they can no longer get to PornHub or any of its dozen or so sister sites. I can't feel too badly because those aholes voted for Trump and this is equivalent for us to have to live under another four years. So I'm asking, how fast can the democrats turn this into a GOP issue that they take advantage of. My guess is they will fumble this golden(shower) opportunity

Take on the Capitol building struck with lightning

The United States Capitol getting hit by lighting right before we moved into 2025 was an inauspicious event for our next few years. We know that the spineless Republicans in congress have given up trying to hold Trump accountable, actually they never have even shown any interest in doing so. But this is what we will be dealing with, all three branches of government under his fat thumb and we are all going to be so screwed.

Take on Congestion Pricing

Congestion pricing will finally come. This is after Hochul chickened out last time which showed you everything you needed to know about her. I know this is going to hurt some but for a guy who commutes into Manhattan every...single.... day, it's due time. Traffic is insane, there are way too many cars and the city is in constant gridlock. Take a train or a bus or a ferry whatever, there are a million of us who do that every day.

Take on the miserable football team

Just
End
The
Season

I've watched enough football in my life to know that there is no way the Jets should return next year with this same miserable lineup hoping that a change of coaching makes the difference. If you have a conspiracy theorist as a QB who divides both the country and the locker room, there is no chance you can be successful as a football program

So please Woody don't bring back ARodge. We need a new direction, starting with you.

The on the jean's wearing grandmaster

Saw a story about some Grandmaster chess player getting disqualified for wearing jeans. I've head about other ones who were using anal vibrators to get hints on moves but jeans?? I'm not sure what the point is but to take the world's #1 player and force him out of your Super Bowl because he's wearing jeans is idiotic.

Take on TikTok

Trump is pausing the banning of TikTok and I'm upset not for the national security perspective but because I'd very much like it to be taken off the phone of my kids. There can't be a more add tone app than that thing and I find it mesmerizing how mind numbingly stupidity is.