Yaks on the Nobel Prize

Trump finally got his Nobel Prize and nobody (according to him) deserves it more. Sadly these things aren't transferable or fungible, so it's similar to him buying OJ's Heisman Trophy. The sad thing si that Maria Corina Machado will likely never get a call back from Trump and will now always be the one who gave her prize away for five minutes with a guy who smells like rotting salami.

The on the Noem Look

we all know Kristi Noem is dumb as a Barbie but the fact she likes to dress up like one really takes the cake. Every time you see this woman she's cosplaying some other type of what she thinks are "real Americans" when in fact she looks like she's just cautioning to do the YMCA She thinks she's representing you when in fact she looks like she should be asking you if you want a second song.

Take on the Ford battle

The resistance seems to be coming from the dark reaches of the world. Trump was called a pedophile protector today by a Ford worker who was then suspended. This is the president whose skin is so thin, we are shocked he doesn't burst into a puddle of cellulite if you bump into him. He suck

Take on Trump's newest tariffs

Trump 'immediately' imposes 25 tariffs on countries that do business with Iran which CNN points out could include China the craziness of this entire concept is that it took a near world stoppage to get Trump to drop the China tariffs from a total of 55% to 45% It was a huge negotiation, with global implications and one which was heralded after weeks of diplomacy. Now he just more than doubled what he had cut in the blink of an eye.. The weirdest thing is that it doesn't even make the top of the fold headline anymore. It's just like a collective shrug because nothing Trump does moves the needle anymore.

Take on Jonathan Ross

It's been four days and the fact that Jonathan Ross still walks free tells you all you need to know about this country and its "leadership". We have gone to the point where executions in broad daylight of a stay at home mom is being applauded by JD Vance and Kristy Noem. The acts are criminal and the coverup and justification by the top brass shows how immoral the entire government has become under this president.

Take on the puppet

when the president of the united states is taking time out of his schedule to comment on the grinding of the new NY Giant coach, you know they are basically giving him hello after every meal. I'm totally convinced that he is now just a blubbering puppet and Stephen Miller is the puppet master.

Take on the Trump credit card fee cap

Trump sucks but his idea of capping credit card fees at 10% is something I can get behind. Predatory lending has ruined the lives of as many people as fentanyl has and is all for telling visa and discover and Amex to go F themselves. So for a change, I'm supporting whatever this is.

take on the $1.5T army.

Trump is pushing to increase the pentagon budget by a cool half a trillion dollars. This is the kind of ludicrous thing we are up against now, a president who wants to blow a gigantic hole in the budget so he can play King George. I don't think this is going to work out that well but I'd love to hear the fiscal hawks defend this.

Take on ICE

I don't know what has happened to my county. A few years ago, I beamed with pride when discussing it but now, I feel like I cannot speak freely anymore. The fact what these neo Nazi ICE agents can come masked into a neighborhood and kill innocent Americans. It's just awful.

Take on the shakedown.

I thought they told us that the Maduro kidnapping was just a glorified Justice Department arrest. But today we are told that Trump does in fact want to see the US procure (AKA steal) about 30 million barrels of the sludge crap they pump not of the ground there. Just our luck, we get thick sludge and the world hates us.

Take on the hotel bidet.

there is something incredibly unhygienic about a hotel bidet. I don't get the idea of shoving my ass into a common bathroom bidet. I get the hose idea but basically a sink for your ass which was the sink the guy who had the hotel room before you used just sounds like the kind of thing I'd rather avoid.

Take on the long lines.

Explain to me how on a Sunday of a long holiday week, the airport isn't staffed to the gills? We get there today and the lines are Port Authority long but instead of having another bus option within 20 minutes, missing this would require a rebooking in a couple of days. Maybe we should start making travel not totally suck.

Take on Maduro

The US woke up this morning to the type of news that made us despise W Bush and his cronies. For some reason, we think that a forced regime change would work in our favor this time but let me tell you, I've seen this movie and the sequel and the other sequel and it always ends the same.

I was sure that they would send Maduro to Guantanamo so they could basically waterboard him till he confessed to being the MindFlare but the fast he was brought out US soil rabies that Trump can pardon him after he's convicted after a nice payoff.

The on the thin blood guy

I'm completely convinced that Trump thinks that thin blood will make him look thin and I'm of the belief that we should be telling him that it works. But that he still looks like a slob and that just upping the ante will do the job. And hopefully it will.

Take on the shrinking president

Trump forgot his lifts when he went out for New Years and apparently Melania got a pair of her own lifts for the party. The fact Trump claims to be 6'3" has always been comical but the more you see him, the shorter he gets. I know most presidents age like 20 years per term but in Trump's case he shrinks 2 inches per year.

Take on the Trump arch

I leave the country for five days and you guys let this psycho build an arch? I know there was talk of this but now it seems the entire thing is starting to move. Maybe it's another Trump lie but I've learned when he wants something built (or more accurately torn down) he gets it done. So I'm expecting to have to stop by and take a leak on it next time I'm going through DC.

Take on the sham scam plan

I distinctly remember being told that when the cost of construction of the George Washington Bridge would've paid off, they would eliminate the toll. That was 40 years and $16/crossing ago. I am sure they sold this idea to the voters back then but just like the $2 toll, it's long history. The idea that any politician would ever willingly take a revenue stream away sounds ludicrous now but somehow we were all duped. The NJ Turnpike apparently had a similar sunset plan but like all good things, that was also just too good to be true.

Take on Bibi

I often think of there is a public figure in my lifetime who I hate as much as Trump. The answer is always the same. Benjamin Netanyahu. I can't explain quite how much I despise that man, he is the personification of evil and he's proves it every day and it's not shock that Trump absolutely adores him.

I'm just sick

Take on brain mush

Trump's hands are both suffering form whatever Michael Jackson had while the children Trump was around 30 years ago are suffering in much the same way the children MJ was around are suffering now. I'm so sick and tired of the entire GOP covering for his filthy pedophile all while pretending he isn't suffering from major dementia.
This guy's brain will be so far gone by the time they write the definitive true story of his life that he'll never have to face the consequences.

Take on the extra small bathroom

I'm still not sure that in a billion dollar airline industry supplies by billion dollar aerospace companies they still can't make a bathroom that doesn't make you feel like you are in a port john 30,000 feet in the air. Nothing prepares you for trying to take a dump hovering over your seat when you hit turbulence and only by a small miracle are you able to avoid having your head flushed down the bowl. Do better.