Monday, August 14, 2023

Take on Smeraldina

I'm so sick of bottled water.  It's the biggest scam we've been fed since trickle down economics and Santa Claus.   The latest entry into this race of the stupid is something called Smeraldina which proclaims to be Good, Pure, Cool, Smart and Green. First of all the name Smeraldina sounds like a mashup of that camel piss Aquafina and a sperm bank, which is never a good combo.  Then their righteous proclamation Good, Pure, Cool and Smart  sounds like you are giving our class awards to a third grade and finally the nauseating Natural Artesian Water tag line which sounds like it was mocked up in a 10th grade intro to business class.    
But please, explain to me what is green about shipping water across the country with plastic tops and packed in that weird milk container cardboard which nobody knows  whether it can or cannot be recycled. 



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