Sunday, June 26, 2022

Take on the assault of a senior citizen

Poor Rudy got accosted at a supermarket in otherwise friendly Staten Island and I think it's time to rethink the hard elbowed politics as a career for the old mayor. The news was all over the assault of the senior citizen who has given his life for the betterment of our country, one he served valiantly after the atrocities of 9/11. The Greatest Generation has nothing on the sacrifice he and his three wives and bucked tooth kid have made for us.

The assault, after further review was a bit more like a back pat, which I guess for a guy in Rudy's health could be dangerous in the sense that there was a high chance he was loaded and he could have tripped. Then again if he had an olive stuck in his throat, I'm not sure it was a hard enough slap to dislodge it.


Anyway, I'm almost 100% positive that he shows up tomorrow wearing one of those ridiculous neck braces

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