Take on. Jeff Toobin

Legal analysts and chronic mastrubator Jeffrey Toobin returned to the airwaves today after a lengthy absence for waxing his carrot in front of colleague on a zoom call. Obviously choking the chicken in front of your entire office is never a way to get ahead but CNN's decision to go head on with Toobin to try to help him rehabilitate his image seemed odd. What was worse was a cringeworthy interview to try to get ahead of it. It's an interview we wish we never saw and proves once again that America gives everybody a second chance..unless you're black or brown in which case..have a nice summer