Take on the big bad wolf.

Trump made his triumphant return to the a White House and immediately shed his mask and in the process shed millions of virus particles all over furniture and fine china.
He then stood on the Truman balcony and looked like a fat man who walked up a flight of stairs, huffing and puffing like an orange big bad wolf. Luckily this generations Deep Throat gave us an update stating he's not doing well and they are trying to keep him upright after she overheard it from her mom.

But we must give credit where it's due and that is with the question of the day from a reporter who asked Trump if he was the superspreader


Nothing like becoming the Typhoid Mary of this generation, fatty.