Take on the #FakeMelania

We are fully aware that the idea of a #FakeMelania will send us down a rabbit hole which when done  will have us believing that 9/11 was an inside job, vaccinations cause autism, the moon landing was staged and aliens landed in Roswell but I'm willing to entertain the thought because it's a lazy Saturday and I'm stuck at a 2 hour swim meet.

The idea of Melania using a body double is not a new thought, what is though is how often she seems to be using one.
Here are the telltale signs that Trump is not with his wife

- the fake Melania is about six inches shorter than the real one.
- the fake one never takes off her sunglasses even st somber events like visiting the crosses in Alabama of the tornado victims
- the fake Melania will clutch her "husband's" hand while the real one is often seen slapping it away
- the fake Melania will walk next to Trump while the real one walks two or three steps behind
- the fake Melania shows some affection for Trump, the real one sleeps in a separate bedroom
- the fake Melania bounds down the steps of Air Force One, the real one walks like a runway model, very deliberately
- the fake Melania has a square jaw, the real one a more rounded one


It's likely just TinFoilHat fodder but whatever, I choose to believe