Take on Ted Cruz’s terrible new look

The statement "nobody likes Ted Cruz" is never more obvious than when he goes out in public looking like a gay lumberjack covered in mustard.

In fairness for old Ted, he hasn't had it easy lately, first Trump romped him in the primaries a few years ago. He then had to grovel and bow down to the new emperor which showed how spineless he actually was. It then took everything he had to fend off a young progressive deep in the heart of Texas and now he's apparently Heidi has hidden the mirror in his bedroom because he has lost the battle with style


I'm not quite sure what look Ted Cruz has been going with but this bearded clam with this puke colored Carhartt jacket is not a very good one and if people actually did like him, maybe they'd say something to him but it's pretty obvious he has no friends looking out for him.