Take on the Big Fat Guido.

Our foreign policy braintrust includes Woody Johnson, Dennis Rodman and now Steven Seagal. There really isn't a more despicable threesome than these guys who have never met a camera they won't mug for or a bad 2nd round pick they won't embrace.
Seagal is maybe worse than the other two because Woody is just a clueless nerd who desperately wants Trump to notice him and Rodman might actually have a decent bone in his body but Seagal is what happens when you drink heavily during pregnancy and when the baby comes out you throw up in its mouth

But our Dear Leader has decided that these are the kinds of people that need to help Mike Pompeo in his quest to make America hated by everybody because nothing makes a fat kid happier than watching other kids get no cake.

By the way, Seagal has somehow gotten uglier. He now looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow man with a painted on goatee, proving once again that Trump only hires people who are somehow uglier than himself.