Living in New Jersey means living through endless jokes by your friends, paying ungodly high taxes and dealing with terrible accents but the one thing we have always had is the dignity of having some poor immigrant lump our gas. And now, like the final season of the Sopranos, they are threatening to take one of the last great things about this state away from us.
There are reports that NJ will soon force their drivers to...gasp.. get out of our steaming hot Highlanders or Suburbans and stand in the cold while we fill our tanks. Where is the dignity in that???
Next they'll tell us Bruce is really from Suffolk County to something and Billy Joel is from Somerset. Kill me
At least New Jersey has good cheesesteaks and pasta. Better than the shitty cheesesteaks and organic, vegan, lame pasta in Southern California, anyway.
ReplyDeleteI’ve found that wherever you have lots of overweight, loud Italian guys, you have good cheesesteaks and pasta.