With the senate on the verge of voting for the Tax Plan, Bob Mueller getting closer and closer to the prize, the Sexy Rexy stuff coming out and the fat man in North Korea trying to have a whose got a bigger Dick competition, our Dear Leader spent today telling everybody how good it feels to say Merry Christmas again. Trees can be cut down again, jingle balls can be jingled, Starbucks cups can have holiday spirits because our president has allowed us to embrace the birth of Jesus again. I don't remember when we weren't allowed to say it, but if he said it was outlawed, it likely was.
So now that this has been reestablished, I'm going to make my Christmas wishlist
- Michael Flynn flips
- takes out Jared Kushner
- Trump appoints Chris Christie as special counselor to prosecute Kushner
- Kushner flips and sends Don to take his place
- Pence in his jubilation falls on a banana peel taking out Orrin Hatch, Paul Ryan and everybody else in line
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
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