Take on the Korean situation

We are on the cusp on a Bay of Pigs with the Fat Korean situation and our president is spending the weekend down in Mar-a-Lago. It's not just the constant vacationing to Trump brander hotels and golf courses but it's the fact that this time, he didn't even bring his staff which actually might be a good thing. Trump and Kim are a match made in nuclear heaven and I don't think anybody thinks that these two knuckleheads are composed enough to keep their cool. Kim's been dying to have a chance to flex his muscles and he has his missile arsenal on big display today at some Korean march. Big Don just dropped the Mother of All Bombs, so he too is ready. All we need now is Michael Buffer and we are ready to go. They are both overcompensating for being ridiculously out of shape loveless losers with terrible haircuts, so really we should be ready for anything

But Donny, please come back to Washington if it does happen, not sure we need you going over war plans on the fine linens in the dining room, and if you don't come back maybe get a suite or go back out on the patio.