Take on the leaks

Sean Spicer told every staff member to leave their phones in a room so he could check where the White House leaks were coming from and within minutes it was leaked that he was doing just that. Nobody can be that surprised that a seventy year old man has problems with a little leaking out but when he's gotten his entire staff to help him clean up his piss stains, it just looks embarrassing for our country

This is our White House in 2017, so scared about leaks that it bars the press, has their staff go through what can only be seen as a loyalty oath and have gone on a scorched earth approach to the leaks by calling them "Fake News". These morons don't even realize how ridiculous they look, with every press briefing looking more and more like they are channeling their inner Kim Jung Un, another Putin lapboy.
But the best thing is this phone check thing, you just know that Spicer sat on that room and was completely puzzled when the number 1-2-3-4 didn't unlock all those iPhones, he is really that dumb