Take on presidential fashion

Marco Rubio showed up at some campaign stop in New Hampshire yesterday sporting a pair of new black boots with two inch heels.  We all know that Rubio is a complete metrosexual ($120 haircuts, whitened teeth, always perfectly groomed, shiny new boots) which is fine but the two inch heels really irk me.  This just proves what a self conscious little dweeb this guy really is and proves to me that his entire hawkish demeanor is probably just cover for some inadequacies he sees in himself.  

This is not the first time height has come up in this campaign as Old Jeb was caught standing in his tippy toes during a photo-op with all the candidates after one of the first debates but we all know he has less self confidence than an eel.   Rand Paul is another who probably can't reach the sink without a boost and Christie's lack of height is made up in girth. 

There are people who say that Michael Dukakis's boat was sunk after on of the debates between him and Bush 41 where they were pictures side by side and he looked like Jeff Van Gundy holding onto Alonzo Mourning's leg. 

I have no issue with my politicians dressing well  but sort of prefer them neutered because when they go out on a limb they always look a bit odd (Obama in his tan suit a few years ago comes to mind) but it is still ether than when these schmucks try to dress down and look like they were dressed by their moms often we find these guys looking forward like they were dressed by their moms (Mitt Romney in his pressed mom-jeans was horrid) or when they just look a bit odd (Trump with his non buttoned jacket and his tie that hangs about three inches too long)

But we get back to the original thought, what the hell would make a grown man feel compelled to wear heels

But then I remembered a @whattheffacts tweet

Wearing two inch heels can help improve the strength of the pelvic muscles which aid in having orgasms occur.

I always assumed this was meant for chicks (I know of at least one who subscribes to this theory) but maybe it is something that works to keep old Marco satisfied, too. 

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