Thursday, June 25, 2015

Take on the STD detection condom

We have to give major props to the three high school students who invented a condom that detects STDs. The concept behind it is that when it comes into contact with something like clamydia or syphilis it changes color sort of like one of those mood rings except when this thing turns red you get very not in the mood

The issue we have with this is that as a dude you have to actually insert your JoJo into a chick before her STD has a chance to react to the condom, so at that point how many dudes are able to say "forget this" I'm stopping. The concept is cool but it feels like this thing is like a device that slaps you in the head as you get home drunk after having driven back from the bar.

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  1. I'll wait for Richard Lee's expert testimony.

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  2. Interestingly, this is one news item I saw on my own last week. My reaction then is the same reaction now:

    How is the STD-detecting condom supposed to differentiate between the wearer of the condom and the recipient of the gonad? Like if the wearer has herpes and immediately inserts into the partner's vagina, anus, or mouth, one will not know if the recipient has herpes or not. Especially if the wearer does not know he has the herpes virus.

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  3. maybe the inside of the condom turns the color for the inserter and the outside turns colors for the inserte

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