Take on the Korean gym

Three things are abundantly clear whenever you walk into a Korean gym.

- Running in China is horrible because the air is as thick as a curtain with pollution, in Korea working out has it's own challenge cause the gym just reeks of the remnants of a hard night. The entire place smells like fermented cabbage mixed with vast amounts of soju. .

- everybody is dressed alike, as you walk in they give you a uniform which as a 6'2" white dude means that I look like John Stockton

- there are all these old Korean men who use these weird machines with these vibrating bands. It's like half massage chair, half the John Turturro bowling ball scene in Lebowski and these old Korean dudes all line up to use this thing like it is pissing out money as they let their flabby bodies get shaken and stirred like a milkshake