Take on the globe wearing gas pumper

There are plenty of knocks on New Jersey, the taxes, the smell and the toll highways but there are two things we do right.... rock and roll and gas stations

Saw some poor schlep in Connecticut take out a couple of proctologist gloves to pump $2.47 gas at the local Valero station and thought to myself, this is no way to live. Give me NJ with our cheap gas and mandatory full service any day over having to put on rubber gloves to pump gas